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We need to bring back free the nipple

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fan edit i made of squidward meal prepping

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you know the economy's in rough shape when spambots are trying to bait you with a job at walmart

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Alt Blog | YouTube | Bluesky

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Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

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My ninjago head cannons:

*taps microphone and clears throat*

Ahem…

Jay:

is absolutely the guy to say “I got you a present!” and it’s just something weird like a rock that “looked like your vibe.”

Once tripped over nothing and blamed it on “air betrayal.”

Says “ZOOMIES!” every time he runs into battle .

Pixal:

Sends the team detailed schedules titled things like “Operation: Functional Adults (Try Again Edition).”

Bakes when stressed with the others antics. Very scientifically. The cookies judge you back…

Kai:

No fire in the house” is a rule specifically made for Kai. He broke it 6 times before it even existed.

His Spotify Wrapped was just 90% fight me music and 10% Taylor Swift. He will deny this.

Owns 6 bottles of hair gel and has a custom routine for each level of flame intensity.

Nya:

Has challenged every teammate to a push-up contest. Won most of them. Jay is still recovering.

Owns one hundred scrunchies. Uses zero of them. They are strictly for decoration.

Has “emotionally adopted” every team member and will threaten anyone who upsets them.

Cole:

Makes little playlists for everyone when they’re going through something

Has a “Cool Rock I Found” shelf in his room. There are 47 rocks. None are labeled. One glows. No one asks.

Once got stuck in a beanbag. Refused to call for help. Was found three hours later just vibing.

Lloyd:

Tried to meditate once, but fell asleep sitting up. Woke up with Pixal putting a blanket around him like he was a very tired potted plant.

Secretly knows every Vine and TikTok trend from the last ten years. Refuses to explain why.

Still gets ID’d for everything despite being physically 25.

Zane:

Wears socks with little penguins on them. Denies it with robotic calm.

Once tried to “recreate human laughter” and ended up sounding like a haunted microwave.

Once got too competitive during a Mario Kart night and said, “Victory is my desitiny.” *Proceeded to drive off Rainbow Road.*

Thank you for listening

*mic drop*

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@whumptober 2024: Day 14 - Alt Prompt: No-Holds-Barred Beatdown

Warning for Physical fight, physical violence, canon-typical violence, physical abuse, verbal abuse, blood, injury, biting, misgendering

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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

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Israel Halts Gaza Aid Deliveries, Orders Open Fire on Civilians as UN Appeals to ‘Stop Shooting People Trying to Get Food’

26/06/2025 • Stefan Anderson & Elaine Ruth Fletcher

As hard-right ministers in Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s government threatened to resign over alleged aid theft by Hamas, Israeli soldiers testified to local and international media outlets that their commanding military officers issued direct open fire orders on unarmed civilians waiting at food distribution points throughout the past month.

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So... Blaze's life is pretty sucky lmao

Isolated af. Had no support system evidently.

Bullied/treated as a weirdo and avoided due to her flames.

3. Girl so stressed out and busy with her job she skips meals unless reminded.

4. Extreme guilt for taking any time off from her duties. Unable to relax comfortably and canon keeps reenforcing its not okay with how many disasters keep happening lmao

5. People lie to her, all the time. Evidently lots of trust issues.

6. All her best friends live in another dimension and she doesn't see them often enough. She misses a lot when bad things happen to her friends and evidently feels lots of guilt for it.

Someone get this girl a Xanax.

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Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

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When you've lived like 5 different life times and they start to represent your conscience