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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.
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Whatever you do don鈥檛 tell JD Vance about the date everything game
#floofyposting#date everything#date everything game#jd vance#politicians#that poor couch#poor couch#joking#but also really not
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Hey guys!! Happy pride month! I decided 2 draw one of my fav lgbtq+ characters in media, Amity Blight!


She's been one of my fav characters since the show first came out 馃槶 I'll prob do a post for Catra from She-ra cuz she's one of my favs 2 <3
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Word count: 444
Ship: Steb
CW: kinda angst, crack fic taken seriously, read at your own risk, might count as NSFW, but it really isn't safe anywhere so...
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As Steb sinks his teeth into you, you can feel yourself being torn apart.
It hurts to feel yourself getting eaten away at, especially by someone like this, by someone you love.
You didn't think it would be like this, when you first were touched, placed with skillful, loving hands.
You didn't think that it would end like this, getting torn apart by incisors, swallowed into darkness.
Hands grip you tightly, unforgiving, craving, hungry.
At least you fulfilled your purpose, right? If this even was your purpose, you hope that it is. Otherwise this pain was all for nothing.
You scream and cry in agony as you're torn apart. Nobody can hear you, nobody ever would.
You wonder what he would do if he could hear your cries of pain. Would he stop? Would he continue feeding on you, even at your expense?
Maybe he did know, maybe he didn't care. Maybe he just wanted to satisfy his hunger, and he couldn't care less about the pain he's causing you.
You hope he would care, you wish he would.
Maybe in another universe. Maybe in another time he would've spoken to you, held you gently. Not this one.
Never this one.
This one, you're held in his unforgiving grip, being bitten and ripped apart, your insides falling out.
You just wish it could've been different. You wish that maybe, just maybe, he would look at you with love, touch you with affection, instead of this hungry, selfish cruelty.
You wish that he would hold you softly, love you, care for you, instead of hurting you, and taking only what he wanted from you.
He feeds pieces of your y/c insides to stray dogs, at least you could care for the animals, even if it hurt you.
Perhaps in another universe you would have fed them, not in a way that hurt you. You could have made them a meal, with your hands. You could have fed Steb something else, maybe he would like a ham sandwich, with mayo, and lettuce.
Maybe he only likes y/c sandwiches.
You should be honored, perhaps, that he finds so much joy and fulfillment in eating you, tearing apart your cheese and butter fillings, tomato, and lettuce.
But may the lamb take you, it hurts, it hurts to be digested, to be torn apart by someone so beautiful.
You wish it would be over, but you're glad that you could provide sustenance for someone that you love.
Finally you feel yourself get small enough, you're bite sized now. It's finally over. You can practically see the lamb coming to take you as your world goes dark. Fading into nothing.
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(If you didn't figure it out,, y/c means 'your cheese' btw, reader is sentient cheese)
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This means the world to me. Thank you.
#the owl house#toh#moringmark#gay#queer#lgbtqia#toh lumity#lumity toh#the owl house lumity#lumity#happy pride 馃寛#pride#help they鈥檙e so gay#pride month#lgbtq#lgbtq community#queer community#representation matters
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Vi read acab as All Caitlyn鈥檚 Are Babygirl
#acab#floofyposting#gay#queer#lgbtqia#lesbians#lgbtq#lgbtq community#lesbian#caitvi#vi x caitlyn#vi arcane#vi#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#dating a cop fresh out of prison is crazy#i love them though#arcane league of legends#arcane fandom#arcane#league of legends#now kiss#鉁傦笍
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Why isn鈥檛 May pride month
You seriously mean to tell me nobody wanted Gay May
Really?
Missed opportunity
#gay#queer#floofyposting#lgbtqia#lesbians#lgbtq#lgbtq community#trans stuff#gay gay homosexual gay#queer pride#lgbt pride#trans pride#pride month#happy pride 馃寛#pride#gay pride#lesbian pride#gay may#lesbian#transfem#queer community#just thoughts#I鈥檓 so bad at tagging my posts#what am i doing#you know what putting tags is time consuming i鈥檓 too lazy for this#nevermind I鈥檓 back#gay love#queer love#love wins#love is love
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Forget the head I need a slap upside the heart
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Anne reunion with Sasha & Marcy
Amphibia S1E19 "Anne of the Year" | S2E06 "Marcy at the Gates"
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