#funny word

[definetelynotavampire]

cat. :D

[allmyandroids]

Funny word

[doctorr-ivo-robotnik]

Sorry the cops were after me so I’m out of the loop, why are you being told to kiss him? what’s happening??

~🦈

I am TRYING to talk to Stone about his actions and people are just. SCREAMING at us to MAKE OUT!!!!!!@!!!!

[bretzkysbs]

[kindofatheatrekid]

Dick. That's it.

I don't know why, but I've been thinking of dick too much. Bouncing on it, slapping it like a cat with a loud doorstopper, holding a majestic, glorious, big-ass dick in my hands while licking it at the tip. What the fuck is wrong with me? I've never even touched a dick before- So... Long time no see. As you can see, I have not delivered on yandere! jocks yet... (there's legit only three lines on my doc rn-) Uh... I guess be patient? I think I'll make reader a male again because again. Dick. Beautiful dick. Beautiful DICKS. Heck yeah, gay threesome! Yum.

[sparrows-house]

I was today years old when I discovered what an Octogenarian is

[omega-devart]

[encryptedbread]

Born to begay

Forced to doom crime

[treymor1]

Idk

[catchymemes]

[relatablemessage]

[actuallydangerouslystupid]

The feminine/masculine/genderless eldritch creature urge to open commissions……..I need robuc…..

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

[omega-devart]

Even though I've studied the languages of the Balkan countries, Serbian is one of the strangest and funniest.

These are the tasks of a test for first graders in middle school

1. Solve the system of equations

8. In a right triangle, the larger acute angle is four times larger than the smaller acute angle. What are the angles?

6. Draw the graphic of the function

18. Subtract the sum of the second two algebraic expressions from the sum of the first two:

In the context that in Serbian language many words have different names (like sheep in English only many more times)

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For example, "Solve the system of equations" can be translated as "Hit the system of equations" or "Finish the system of equations".

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[blackbluecherryblossom]

i’m tired. but not just “didn’t sleep” tired. soul tired. bone tired. like my body keeps going but nothing inside knows why.