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Too late to turn around

5000 posts!

get me off this site...

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Well you know how baby skulls are squishy and under inflated basketballs are squishy I was wondering if one could potentially dribble a baby skull

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I feel like a reverse vampire like I physically feel like I'm dying unless I'm being fried by the big ol ball of plasma in the sky

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Me and pookie fr

how about another one?

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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Hell yeah and a tomatonater

tumblr needs a downvote. now.

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If your goal is to normalize gender-nonconformity you’re gonna have to accept that some people will fuck with gender as hard as they can while still being unequivocally, 100% cis and that is okay. There’s no egg to crack or callout to write. This is a good thing actually.

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What if we kept it going and the cops just had to seek the winner gets freedom

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Honest to whoever I didn't expect dionysus but it checks out oh yeah thanks for the tag bro

Is it me or is it giving Remus Lupin vibes?

Tagging my lovely @somewereinthegalaxi and @🫵 (person behind the screen, yesh 'm talking about you)

No pressure as always ~

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YES THIS EXACTLY EHAT IVE BEEN SAYING

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*captains log* it appears I've landed in some weird planet the locals have an odd language similar to English and also drink tree juice? Wait oh wait a minute what's that... oh

I'm in canada

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OK but would you love me if I was made of chicken wire

I’m all scratched up and I can still taste spray paint in my mouth and my husband almost fell out of a tree BUT THE GHOST SCULPTURES ARE FINISHED!

They’re finally finished and I’m so happy with them!!

Some progress shots:

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Having Christmas and Easter in bluey implies that there was a dog Jesus and a dog Jesus crucifixion and I just don't think we were ready for that

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