Intolerant timelord. ENTP, 32. Pronouns: we are an iratus bug nest.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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"I'm almost in position." "Understood. Will the EM pulse have any effect on the Puddle Jumper?" "I'm hoping not. Either way, I'm more worried about the shock wave." "Good luck." "You too." "You're only going to have thirty seconds once you release it before it explodes. You need to get as far away as you can." "Get as far away from the nuclear explosion as possible. That's good advice, Rodney. Thanks." "You're welcome."
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I don’t care how old him or I get, I need this man biblically.
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if they didn't want me to think John Sheppard was gay, they shouldn't have written him like that
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In the wake of US election spam bots...
Tips on how to get back at em...
Spammer: /writes whatever they write/
Your best answers:
So what?
Repeat that, I didn't read it.
How much time did it take you to google it?
Dunno how to help you out. Maybe use S P E L L I N G.
Donate to [use scam link]
Or give them back their own medicine.
And then block them.
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From your son, God Emperor of Dune
If you don’t separate yourself from distractions, your distractions will separate you from God.
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I had so much fun making this podfic! @wonkyelk writes the best crack.
Honestly, go read everything WonkyElk has written. Truly brilliant reads.
Link to podfic
Link to written fic

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"I am sorry you didn't read my profile description warnings. If you sheet pants you did it to yourself."
- Uncanonical Rodney McKay quotes.
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"I'm picking up faint power readings." "Something had to be powering the distress beacon."
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"This guy looks like he just laid down and died." "It's remarkably preserved." "Or it wasn't that long ago. All right. Beckett'll want samples."
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"It is… Yeah. Okay… What the—?" "Okay. This is different." "Wraith cannibalism?" "Looks like it." "They feed off each other?" "Probably as a last resort." "I guess some of them tried to survive as long as possible."
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So I find L again on the net and someone made a mix of HoHoHo and L. Never thought about it 😂😂😂😂
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“Flanigan!”
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“I’m fucking Irish!”
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Paul: I love you.
Feyd: Thank you.
Paul: I expected a better reply.
Feyd:
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May thy blade chip and shatter
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