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Newsies as stuff my friends have said

Medda: “The queen gets all the ladies.”

Jack: “Is it possible to take a 20 year long nap without dying?”

Crutchie: “Hey, guess what? SCREW YOU.” “what’d he do to you?” “HE STOLE MY FRUIT SNACKS.”

Davey: “I stayed up until one reading, woke back up at four to finish homework, and have now ingested five cups of coffee. do. not. fuck. with. me.”

Race: “I swear to god I’m not gonna fuck it up this time, have some faith” *two minutes later* “Guys, I fucked it up”

Spot: “Okay, Google, How do I fight twenty shitheads all at the same time?”

Pulitzer: “I’m so tired.” “Of what?” “Caring.” “Since when have you ever cared about anything.” “That’s besides the point.”

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Newsies as quotes from The Office

Jack: I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.

Spot: [quietly] I’ll kill you.

Davey: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Race: I am Beyoncé always.

Crutchie: I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.

Katherine: I have very little patience for stupidity.

Sarah: I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave.

Elmer: I’m not superstitious…but I am a little stitious.

Albert: Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.

Mush: I’ll be honest, it doesn’t hurt to be really good-looking.

Blink: I stopped caring a long time ago.

Romeo: The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

Specs (when he’s collecting dirt on his friends): If there’s one thing that I have learned through the whole experience, it’s that if you film anybody long enough, they’re going to do something stupid.

Finch: Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.

JoJo: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

Henry: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.

Buttons: It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.

Smalls: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Les: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

Mike: Oh, it is on like a prawn that yawns at dawn.

Ike: There is no way of knowing what’s going on in a tiger’s head. We just don’t have the technology.

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Starting off the new year with some Newsies <3

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Jack is glad his bud is home safe & sound!

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Will I ever get over Newsies or will it just be a minor interest stuck in the back of my head on loop forever: An autobiography by me

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Give those kids and me,

The brand new century,

And watch what happens!

A Katherine Plumber moodboard to hopefully revive this blog!

Hahaha, funny joke, Mod Crutchie!

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Things that the Mods have discussed:

- Spot Conlon wearing clown shoes

- Davey Jacobs in a sombrero and shaking maracas during Watch What Happens (Reprise)

- Race’s cigar has Magical Properties

- Albert is a cryptid who probably quotes Buzzfeed Unsolved on the regular

- Les as Heather Chandler (based off of his socks during Newsies Live looking a lot like Chandler’s)

- Crutchie wearing one of those weird Cabbage Patch Kids sunflower things throughout the entire show

- This list could go on forever

- Please stop us soon (or even better, contribute to the insanity)

Hey, I’m Mod Crutchie and I regret every decision in my life that led up to Davey in a Sombrero.

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“ Mod Crutchie was writing a proper description, but she fell asleep, so this is just a place holder to say requests r open and also that I forgot that I never put an icon so for now triangle icon dude is a newsie - Mod Davey” This is in the name of immortalizing this description and also, hi, I’m mod Davey, I’m gonna die someday and this is gonna be my legacy.