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love books. because it’s like what if something happened

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all-timer daniel molloy questions:

1. did you eat the baby?

2. are you schizophrenic, louis?

3. and then what?

4. fuck, man, are you the zodiac killer?

5. YOU BOTH FUCKED LESTAT?

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Ok everyone let’s think beautiful thoughts about masculine women today.

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Let's swarm mama!

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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third house initial designs from when i was in the middle of reading gtn and thought everything was going to be okay

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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maybe I'll get killed soon cause I earned it

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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.

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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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it really scares me when girls on here are married. they’ll be like my husband and i’m like ? that’s not funny... stop it...

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(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear