foreverafter-mhc
foreverafter-mhc
My Life Started As Bad Joke
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Hi I'm Crystal. 23, She/Her
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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The French really don’t fuck around.
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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Sorry everyone d20 is consuming my brain so hard
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
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Are you implyin to me that a shramp managed to frah this rice? It's preposterous! But it intrigues meh so.
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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thanks man
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a whole
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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yeah. thats not very mouse wearing a sweater and holding a cup of tea behavior. sorry.
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Losing my mind over this
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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what is the funniest fic tag on ao3 and why is it „workplace injuries” for HBO’s Chernobyl
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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foreverafter-mhc · 3 years ago
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Can’t stop using the AI text bot to come up with Drag Race monologues
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