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ABC: we’re going to hire a racist to make a racist show to appeal to the racist demographic that elected Trump
*the racist does something racist*
ABC:
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No, but same!
I gotta lay there and be like "what happened last night? Was there a naravtive? Do I want to revisit that narative? Are we going in a different direction tonight?
people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep
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Everyone about Wreck It Ralph 2: OMG all the Disney princesses in one room together this scene will make history!!!!
Me, an intellectual:

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“what in gay hell” needs to become part of my every day vocabulary
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You’ve heard of the D-3, now get ready for the D33!
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Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk
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This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.
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Modders made a Lillie skin for Rosalina that changes the Luma to Nebby!
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