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i’m screaming

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So I pre-ordered that life-size Glaceon plush, then got a package from Pokémon Center...

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A circle inscribed in a square covers 79% of the square.

A ball inscribed in a cube fills 52% of the cube.

A 4-ball inscribed in a hypercube fills 31% of the hypercube.

A 5-ball inscribed in a 5-cube fills 16% of the 5-cube.

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A 9-ball inscribed in a 9-cube fills it up less than 1% of the way, yet there’s no room to fit a second ball of the same size without intersecting the first.

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In dimensions 23 and up, you can fit a little cube in the corner of the diagram, such that the cube has a larger volume than the ball!

That's especially disconcerting because the 23-cube has 8,388,608 corners. Even if you inscribe the little red cubes in all eight million corners, your big cube will still be 99.5% empty space.

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[guy who's only played Noita and Caves of Qud] an indie game is when there's like 900 different liquids

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On my old phone when i got a call and i pressed the power button itd put the call in the background and silence the ringtone but on my current phone it just locks my phone and when i do it again the call covers the whole screen so i have this habit of pressing the button to ignore a call and then just having to sit there for a while instead and its so mildly annoying, they should add a dedicated ignore button that doesnt hang up

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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its not enough to have platonic tension with my trans girl mutuals i need to add them on discord and then never message them bc i wasnt born with bravery in mind

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I was looking for a youtube video to fall asleep to and youtube suggested a video by a channel thats been abandoned for two years who has a name that really makes me think of tumblr, like im surprised im surprised there isnt someone on here with the username plushiepath

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okay, everybody get naked, I need to think!!

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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

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apparently alt+left and alt+right switch between the "for you", "following" and "your tags" tabs

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manually checking my mutuals blogs because i love and miss them

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god wish we could make all the fox sounds we wanna make all the time

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth