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born to ship immortal emperors turned anarchists old man yaoi, forced to call them old war buddies and best friends and pretend like I don't hate it when they're put in a father son dynamic

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right so we’ve all collectively agreed that Courting Song from how to train your dragon 2 is techzas song right

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hi hello im revived

techza stardew valley au . philza is the new farmer whos weirdly good with birds ( especially the crows )

techno owns a winery and a potato farm and usually struggles with pesky crows picking at his crops until one day they just stop??? and he tells phil about it and phil goes “ oh yeah! lol i made them stop “

and techno isnt sure whether hes attracted to it or freaked out

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i am curious

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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hey! loads of people are seeing this, so i figured i’d drop some bird wings references here:)

im so picky with the way people draw avians. so i’ve come here to share my favourite image

this is very important to me personally, if you forget the secondaries and coverts are incredibly important when drawing wings, if you dont add them your wings will look clipped and itll make the wings look unusable

WHCIH IF THATS WHAT UR GOING FOR. great! but oretty pretty pretty please. looking at you philza artists /j

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i have accidentally appeared outside the techza community. oh dear

anyways just to feed you guys, i’ve seen loads of au’s where its like. modern techno meets eldritch god philza but what if its modern philza meets god techno but techno is literally just pretending to be Some Guy.

and phil only finds out technos a god because techno is really BAD at being Some Guy.

“ yes i love potatoes. like every other human “

and phil just thinks hes autistic at first but the coincidences keep on adding up but like . he doesnt even think technos a god at first he assumes techno is a fae or a vampire.

“ i know what you are, technoblade. “

“ say it. out loud. say it “

“ vampire. “

“ what???? no? what? how did you get that? hello? what? “

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Bedrockbros <3

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TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH

why am i still seeing anime twink technoblade fanart in the year of our lord 2024. why are you drawing his waist so small that the hands you drew for him could easily wrap around it. stop it

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Devil, Devil, Devil, Devil.

Blood for the blood god.

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The siblings ever

If you like without reblogging you have to sacrifice your firstborn child to the snail gods

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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im so picky with the way people draw avians. so i’ve come here to share my favourite image

this is very important to me personally, if you forget the secondaries and coverts are incredibly important when drawing wings, if you dont add them your wings will look clipped and itll make the wings look unusable

WHCIH IF THATS WHAT UR GOING FOR. great! but oretty pretty pretty please. looking at you philza artists /j

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new pfp just dropped

i hate these guys sm

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technoblade except his special interests are fitness and potatoes

hes ripped but in the autistic way

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OH TECHZA COMMUNITY! I HAVE FOOD FOR YOU!!!

i fought with ao3. it wouldnt space my paragraphs it was horrible it was like i was on wattpad all over again

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Just a small reminder in case you haven't had one today.

Technoblade never dies.

RIP legend.

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Who are you, really?