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Where was the honeymoon? :]

You guys sure are filled with very personal questions lately.

“Before we go on can I clarify that this was for the tax benefits. Strictly platonic.” 

“Yeah, whatever you say~”

“Also, we went to Panama again.” 

What happens in Panama stays in Panama.

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To who??

“well, you see-”

“EDDIE, PLEASE.”

“-it might be someone you know pretty well-”

“I HAVE A REPUTATION!”

“-in fact, he may even be in the room!”

“EDDIE.”

“What? You’re making it so obvious.”

“WELL.”

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Eddie. Are you married?

You can’t just ASK people if they’re married-

“No. I just like buying wedding rings. For fun.”

“What the FUCK do you think. Of course I’m married.”

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Is that a ring? It's nice!

“Thank you! I uh-- It’s pretty, uh... Important. To me.”

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Markiplier: I Bought the World's Brightest Flashlight Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or restructure sentences as needed.

“This is perfectly normal.”

“It’s perfectly normal to join me, here, in the dark.”

“I’m here to test a theory.”

“I dropped a lot of money on this stuff.”

“We’ll get to that later. Don’t worry about it now. You don’t need to worry about it now. Don’t even ask about it now, because you’re gonna find out about it later.”

“You WILL find out about it later, just don’t ask questions about it NOW!”

“I am very responsible with my money.”

“Oh, my god. Please don’t leave me alone.”

“I don’t know why I have this here.”

“That’s a good chunk of change. You can buy, like, ten boxes of cereal.”

“It’s just a profit-making-scheme! And all the companies are doing it!”

“I don’t have time. Actually, I have all the time in the world, but I don’t have the sanity for it. And I do not have a lot of that to spare.”

“At the end of the day, a flashlight is just a sun in the palm of your hand.”

“Don’t try this at home, by the way. This is a bad idea.”

“This is the “Things Not Going As Expected”.”

“I’m gonna finger it until I find the power button.”

“I’m not a flashlight expert.”

“I wonder if any of these could light a fire…”

“When you’re facing down the VVitch, and you’ve only got your flashlight, this one’s got some whappin’ power.”

“I don’t wanna go into the cauldron!”

“I guess I’m soup tonight!”

“I prefer the darkness.”

“It can grow longer! It can get erect!”

“What a concept. They stole technology from Oreo packages.”

“Brand deal me. I will say terrible things about you if you don’t give me a brand deal.”

“See? That’s scary!”

“I was hesitant at first but I… actually, very much enjoy that.”

“I shouldn’t look at that. That’s bad. I’m doing horrible damage to my eyes.”

“Don’t try this. I’m a professional.”

“Okay, this light is haunted.”

“That’s cool! You can really hurt someone with this!”

“You are having a bad day, witch!”

“I don’t know how I did that… but I did it.”

“GET READY FOR POWER STYLE!!”

“YOU’RE GONNA GET PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH-PUH-PLOWED WITH POWER!!”

“You hear that?”

“Let’s do a little test.”

“This isn’t a metric of quality, this is just a metric of right-ness.”

“In the darkness is definitely when it can find you. In fact, it’s looking at me right now.”

“Is that manipulative? …Probably not.”

“Whoa! This is a CHONGUS!”

“That’s the least inspired name I’ve ever heard in my life.”

“My disappointment is immeasurable.”

“What a waste of my money!”

“$270 I spent on those! And two of them I hate!”

“None of these have amazed me.”

“Don’t judge me… this cost $500.”

“The sun is about to be tamed.”

“I know for a fact this shit goes.”

“That sounds terrifying.”

“This is, unequivocally, the world’s most powerful flashlight. …Maybe.”

“It smells like something burning…”

“This is probably illegal to take anywhere in public.”

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“Did you hear me? I’m living alone! I’m living alone!”

Home Alone (1990) dir. John Hughes

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Helloo, Eddie! How are you?

“AH. SO THAT’S WHATS WITH THE BOX.”

“You get used to it.”

“well. I’ve been pret-ty good.”

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“hey gord. whats with the box.”

“EDDIE WHEN DID YOU GET HERE??”

“oh, yknow.”

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((I’m all up for enemy ships. They will probably not get along and I need more hate ships like that. Also I can’t keep track of blogs so thank you for letting me know which one!

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cant stop thinking about this tiktok and the brotherly dynamic between these three

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Hey, Freemind, do you have any friends?

“What are you asking?! Of COURSE I do!”

“I just. Haven’t spoken to him in a while.”

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    If these 𝙨𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙨 could speak               You would know my pain

              And all the 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨 hiding in my rage.

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         They tried to 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 but                    I couldn’t 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 and  —

    I came back haunted.

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ICONIC  THINGS  GLaDOS  FROM  PORTAL  HAS  SAID .

“   we’ve   both   said   a   lot   of   things   you’re   going   to   regret  .   ” “   i   think   we   can   put   our   differences   behind   us  …   you   monster  .   ” “   it’s   been   a   long   time  .   ” “   how   have   you   been  ?   ” “   this   will   be   our   only   chance   to   talk  .   ” “   you   are   a   horrible   person  .   ” “   i’ll   give   you   credit :   i   guess   you   are   listening   to   me  .   ” “   remember   before ,   when   i   was   talking   about   smelly   garbage   standing   around   being   useless  ?   that   was   a   metaphor  .   i   was   actually   talking   about   you  .   ” “   did   you   know   that   people   with   guilty   consciences   are   more   easily   startled   by   loud   nois—   *blasts   airhorn*   ” “   nobody   but   you   is   that   pointlessly   cruel  .   ” “   i   made   it   all   up  .   ” “   i   am   very   pleased   you   made   it   through   my   final   challenge ,   where   i  …   pretended   i   was   going   to   murder   you  .   ” “   i   know   you’re   there  .   i   can   sense   you  .   ” “   you   haven’t   escaped ,   you   know  .   ” “   you’re   not   even   going   the   right   way  .   ” “   uh - oh  .   somebody   cut   the   cake  .   i   told   them   to   wait   for   you ,   but   they   did   it   anyway  .   ” “   didn’t   we   have   some   fun ,   though  ?   ” “   you   really   shouldn’t   be   here  .   this   isn’t   safe   for   you  .   ” “   it’s   not   too   late   for   you   to   turn   back  .   ” “   okay  .   i   am   going   to   kill   you   now  .   ” “   someday ,   we’ll   remember   this   and   laugh  .   and   laugh  .   and   laugh  .   ” “   you’re   not   a   good   person  .   you   know   that ,   right  ?   ” “   this   is   your   fault  .   it   didn’t   have   to   be   like   this  .   ” “   i’m   not   kidding  .   turn   back ,   or   i   will   kill   you  .   ” “   i’m   going   to   kill   you ,   and   all   the   cake   is   gone  .   ” “   you   don’t   even   care ,   do   you  ?   ” “   despite   your   violent   behaviour ,   the   only   thing   you’ve   broken   so   far   is   my   heart  .   ” “   maybe   you   should   marry   that   thing   if   you   love   it   so   much  .   do   you   want   to   marry   it  ?   …   WELL   I   WON’T   LET   YOU  .   how   does   that   feel  ?   ” “   i’ll   tell   you   what   that   thing   isn’t :   it   isn’t   yours  .   so   leave   it   alone  .   ” “   have   i   ever   lied   to   you  ?   …   i   mean ,   in   this   room  .   ” “   killing   you   and   giving   you   good   advice   aren’t   mutually   exclusive  .   ” “   nice   job   breaking   it ,   hero  .   ” “   this   isn’t   brave  .   it’s   murder  .   what   did   i   ever   do   to   you  ?   ” “   i   honestly ,   TRULY   didn’t   think   you’d   fall   for   that  .   ” “   you’re   about   to   become   the   immediate   past   president   of   the   being   alive   club  .   ” “   i   hate   you   so   much  .   ” “   look ,   even   if   you   think   we’re   enemies ,   we’re   enemies   with   a   common   interest :   revenge  .   ” “   i   thought   you   were   my   greatest   enemy ,   when   all   along ,   you   were   my   best   friend  .   ” “   under   the   circumstances ,   i’ve   been   shockingly   nice  .   ” “   i   used   to   want   you   dead   but   now   i   only   want   you   gone  .   ” “   you’ve   got   your   short ,   sad   life   left  .   ” “   goodbye ,   my   only   friend  …   oh  —   did   you   think   i   meant   you  ?   that   would   be   funny   if   it   weren’t   so   sad  .   well ,   you   have   been   replaced  .   i   don’t   need   anyone   now  .   ” “   when   i   delete   you   maybe   i’ll   stop   feeling   so   bad  .   ” “   go   make   some   new   disaster  .   ” “   you’re   someone   else’s   problem  .   ” “   i’m   brilliant  .   i’m   not   bragging ,   it’s   an   objective   fact  .   ” “   i   hate   you  .   it   can’t   be   for   no   reason  .   you   must   deserve   it  .   ” “   i   don’t   suppose   you   ever   stopped   whining   long   enough   to   reflect   on   your   own   shortcomings  .   ”

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      I might be small                 —  but I am the 𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝒽 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇.

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         Does it 🇬​🇪​🇹​ 🇾​🇴​🇺​ 🇴​🇫​🇫​                    Always playing God — ?

   You make me sick, make me feel so 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨.                But I know that I don’t deserve it.

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Hushed sentence starters

A meme based of my musings. It includes various lyrics and book quotes. ♥  Send one to see how my Muse responds OR send me ❰ HUSH ❱ and I’ll GENERATE a number that My Muse will say to Yours. [1-100]

❝ I’ve been seeing all, I’ve been seeing your soul. ❞

❝ You would take the breath from my throat. ❞

❝ Where do we come from, do I know your name? ❞

❝ I was a lonely soul, but that was the old me. ❞

❝ You’re the fire inside; light in the night sky. ❞

❝ You look so worn, so thin. ❞

❝ I couldn’t spill my heart. ❞

❝ Mercy, I’ve been caught lying with my darkest thought. ❞

❝ I’ve been feeling old. ❞

❝ Go to sleep, this wont hurt a bit. ❞

❝ Tell me things that you’ve done. ❞

❝ You steal me away with your eyes and with your mouth. ❞

❝ Can’t help myself but count the flaws. ❞

❝ You’re a fool too, but a worse fool than the other, and a more dangerous one. ❞

❝ They lie only out of greed, but you lie out of fear. Or could it be kindness? ❞

❝ Shall I write it in a letter? Shall I try to get it down? ❞

❝ And now, it’s time to leave and turn to dust… ❞

❝ You’re a taker, a devil’s maker. ❞

❝ The atmosphere above is a glimmer of what it was. ❞

❝ If you believe it, I believe it, too. ❞

❝ Death takes what man would keep and leaves what man would lose. ❞

❝ Let go before it’s too late. ❞

❝ Hush, I said there’s more to life than rush. ❞

❝ Let me hear you sing. ❞

❝ They grabbed my wings and pinned me to the wall. ❞

❝ We’re only young and naive still. ❞

❝ You fill my head with pieces of a song I can’t get out. ❞

❝ Deep, deep down under mountains I have heard them call my name. ❞

❝ Give me touch, ‘cause I’ve been missing it. ❞

❝ Tell me that it’ll all stay the same where we go. ❞

❝ You don’t smile anymore. ❞

❝ Hold my words, keep us together. ❞

❝ Let’s break the walls down and find how to live. ❞

❝ I reached out trying to love but I feel nothing. ❞

❝ I’m a statue, cold and numb. ❞

❝ Lift me up before I drown. ❞

❝ You’re a drifter, a shapeshifter. ❞

❝ Love hunt me down. ❞

❝ I don’t want this darkness, but the sun just falls from it’s sky. ❞

❝ Drop the game, it’s not enough. ❞

❝ I’ve never really understood what you dream of doing with me, once you’ve caught me. ❞

❝ I’ve been working on white lies. ❞

❝ With you, I feel again. ❞

❝ You leave it all behind. ❞

❝ The din creeps underneath my skin and I can’t hear no goodness speak. ❞

❝ It hurts to hold. ❞

❝ Promises, swear them to the sky. ❞

❝ Could I be possibly insane to think you and I have life figured out? ❞

❝ Let me see you run. ❞

❝ When the sky fell down it shattered on the ground. ❞

❝ Will I play their little game and tell them? ❞

❝ Out in the garden, where we planted the seeds, there is a tree as old as me. ❞

❝ How does one approach this when all our past loves have let us down? ❞

❝ Holy light, burn the night, keep the spirit strong. ❞

❝ I’ve been feeling cold, you’re the heat that I know. ❞

❝ The only rope that could hold him/her/them, would be the cord with which the old gods bound the Fenris-wolf. ❞

❝ Call me crazy but they are after us, one by one. ❞

❝ I’m dreaming of strangers kissing me in the night. ❞

❝ Watch it grow, child of wolf. ❞

❝ Hold my hands up. ❞

❝ Something’s not right, I can feel it inside. ❞

❝ Keep holding on. ❞

❝ Deep, deep down I’ve been waiting for the fighting to begin. ❞

❝ We are forming a sight to behold. ❞

❝ I can’t stand to be so dead behind the eyes. ❞

❝ Move for me, I’ll move for you. ❞

❝ Must I hold my hands up? My bloody hands up? ❞

❝ All in time you will be one of us painless, us blameless. ❞

❝ The moon reflects the sun like a memory of us. ❞

❝ Wayward winds, the voice that sings of a forgotten land. ❞

❝ Count up all your mistakes. ❞

❝ His/Her/Their voice left a flavor of honey and gunpowder on the air. ❞

❝ A creature in my bloodstream chews me up so I can feel something. ❞

❝ Listen, you are my sun. ❞

❝ You and I have so much to give. ❞

❝ The mood it changes like the wind; hard to control when it begins. ❞

❝ You don’t have to know the truth. ❞

❝ See it fall, child of wolf. ❞

❝ Give me things that I’ve wanted to know. ❞

❝ Just take me back to a room in your house and stare at me with the lights off. ❞

❝ They/she/he’d be richer if they/she/he just became a thief. ❞

❝ Go higher and higher. ❞

❝ We hold forever and ever. ❞

❝ Men knew that the only way to hunt me was to make the chase so wondrous that I would come near to see it. And even so I was never once captured. ❞

❝ They will try to make us forget ourselves, one by one. ❞

❝ Lend a mending hand. ❞

❝ I know this one thing’s for sure; I won’t let you ever walk out my door. ❞

❝ Yeah, my heart is numb. ❞

❝ Don’t waste your touch. ❞

❝ The sun would set, trees were dead and the rivers were none. ❞

❝ Don’t go, tell me that the lights won’t change. ❞

❝ I climbed the tree to see the world. ❞

❝ I hope for a trace to lead me back home from this place. ❞

❝ Doesn’t really matter, in this life we’re all the same. ❞

❝ When love becomes the one thing you can’t trust, the stars start falling down in silver trails of dust. ❞

❝ Oh, I could never leave this, I never could, not if I really were the only soul in the world. ❞

❝ I know how to live here, I know how everything smells, and tastes, and is. ❞

❝ What could I ever search for in the world, except this again? ❞

❝ You would take the cherished people that I hold. ❞

❝ There was no sound, there was only me and my disgrace. ❞