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layton-esque started following you

shit

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HEY SHITHEADS IM BACK

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send me kinks and ill rate them out of 10

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Sshh, it’s alright Prof.

Everything is going to be OK.

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yikes indeed lucy. and i KNOW but of course dad doesn't let me try each pen out i hAVE TO FIGURE OUT THE PUZZLES WITH ONLY A FEW HINTS AND EVEN HINTS COST MONEY THAT MY DAD PROBABLY MADE UP WHEN HE WAS DRUNK

Yikes.

But I don’t get it…. don’t you just write on summat wi’ each pen? Or is it more complicated than that. 

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puzzles are triggers have u not listened to me

dad's puzzles are the WORST u try finding out which pen has ink in it out of four pens with switched caps that all mISMATCH THE FRICKING ORIGINAL PEN JSUT

NO

Are you okay Prof? What’s a trigger?

Give over! Those puzzles can’t possibly be that bad!

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kuro-alfendi replied to your post: kuro-alfendi replied to your post: *SCREECHES...

We both are.

thats nice to know

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TAG UR TRIGGERS GOD

theyre NOT puzzles ok. u haven't seen the kind my dad's obsessed with

Eh, of course they count! They’re called crossword puzzles after all!

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kuro-alfendi replied to your post: *SCREECHES LIKE A BANSHEE*

The world hates us. That’s why.

am i finally losing it completely

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*SCREECHES LIKE A BANSHEE*

YO DON'T SCREAM IN MY EARS

wait y is there another me here

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crosswords dont count i thought i told u that

The Prof says he hates puzzles, but every week he makes sure to finish the crossword before even looking at what’s ont’ rest of the newspaper.

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i don't see a u anywhere in ur name. and JUST BECAUSE im laytons son does NOT mean im a genius. actually i am a genius i solve murder cases instantly but thATS NOT THE POINT. plus i was adopted ok i did not get this beautiful nose from dad

and of course i dont understand ive never even been in love before and if i have i sure as hell  didnt realize it like everyone talks about this bullshit of being in ~*love*~ but 95.4% of the time that's bullshit or else so many people wouldn't break up u know. plus top hats are frickin stupid have u SEEN my dads top hat it could fucking reach the top of the empire state building.

and i guess u kinda look like u'd be a wizard if ur goatee was longer and white and u didn't have any hair. plus i was kinda hoping maybe i could stump my dad for once like hes tortured me with his puzzles

dont u know people with the letter u in their names can breathe under water. if ur REALLY laytons son then arent u supposed to be a super genius. i cant BELIEVE. u dont know that. im offended

YOU WOULD HAVE UNDERSTOOD IF U WERE IN MY PLACE THOUGH. i was so close 2 asking her out and then he did it. he did the thing. and he bought her a TOP HAT. that could have been my top hat but no. no top hat 4 the balding guy only 4 the guy with luscious brown locks that u just wanna play with because they probably feel like kittens

why do u want puzzles from me anyway tho do i look like the puzzley kinda wizard to u. do i look like ANY kind of wizard to u

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oh so ur that one guy who liked claire and then wanted revenge. yeah laytons my frickin DAD but so what living with him was a nightmare. do u know what it's like to be in a house. surrounded by hidden puzzles. DO U 

no u frickin dont. laytons a horrible dad trust me man i cant stand those puzzles of his like seriously why does he still obsess over them that randall guy's still alive and he was the only reason dad ever got into puzzles that's why i hate him. he's a good guy but no frick puzzles

also dude u ran into a RIVER weren't u supposed to drown or some shit

plus dad's never fricking tricked by those dont even get me STARTED

is ur dad layton uR FRICKN DADS LAYTON i cannot associate myselves with the likes of u. ur the son of my mortal ene my………… our enemyship is a very long tale sit down, son, i gots some schoolin to do

once upon a time… there was a rly handsome guy with a large nose. and a mustache. and beautifully styled hair…. and he had an almost girlfriend…. AND THEN A PUZZLE SOLVING NUT STOLE HER AND DATED HER AND THE HANDSOME GUY WAS SO ANGRY HE RAN RIGHT INTO A RIVER AND RUINED HIS FRICKN HAIR THE END.

also u should tell him the “the following sentence is a lie. the former sentence is the truth" he’ll pull out his hair until he’s as bald as me

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u might have a flying umbrella but do u have.............................A PUZZLE THAT MY DAD CAN'T SOLVE seriously i need one

you might have scissors but do you have……………….. AN UMBRELLA THAT IS ACTUALLY A FLYING MACHIENE

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florareinholdlayton replied to your post: YOU WANNA GO MY NOSE IS WAY BIGGER THAN YOURS LETS FRICKN GO

IM A MASTER OF DISGUISE EVEN IF U CUT OFF MY NOSE ID GROW AN EVEN BIGGER NEW ONE

U WANNA GO SON I GOT SOME SCISSORS RIGHT HERE U BET UR ASS IT'S GONNA BE PAINFUL

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YOU WANNA GO MY NOSE IS WAY BIGGER THAN YOURS LETS FRICKN GO

U WANNA GO LET'S FRICKIN GO I CAN CUT UR NOSE OFF

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ok then

oi’m oirish.