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finally finished my artfight carrd, i have the best timing yk
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i can tell i’m sleep deprived bc i just made myself cry about tutankhamun and i have, like, negative interest in the kid
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Fandom terms have to sound silly, like blorbo or squick, because fandom needs humbling. Not a lot. But just every so often you need a good grounding reminder that all of this is literally made up nonsense for fun.
If you take a fictional thing so seriously that silly words genuinely annoy you, you've gone too far and you need to dial it back.
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my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.
and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.
edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”
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@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
Hanna-Barbera’s your Gravity Falls
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Who needs to be shoved against a wall for enrichment?
Dex probably
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I’m surprised there was never a scene of Edaline and Grady accidentally calling Sophie Jolie, imagine the punch in the gut
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do you think amy flinches sometimes when she's called natalie?
do you think it took her a few calls from teachers to remember that that is her name now?
do you think she might look in the mirror and say the two names out loud, trying to figure out which feels more like her now that she knows there's a before and an after?
do you think her parents talk about memories she doesn't have, and she has to play along with no idea what she's supposed to be remembering?
do you think she misses her old house, her old room, her old things, which are sitting in a storehouse in mysterium gathering dust?
do you think she looks at family albums and wonders how many pictures are missing? how many are even truly real?
do you think marty sleeps on her pillow, and she cries as she tells him she misses sophie too?
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@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities
i knew i could count on you two !
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nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang
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Waiting for military back up
Riley: so... do you have any hobbies? Other than murder
Spike, hog tied to a car bumper: I write poetry
Riley: of course you fucking do
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@crymeariveronceagain
Brucie Wayne accidentally killing the joker
This happens before Red Hood is revealed as Jason, but after he shows up. Bruce is at a gala and has been very stressed lately, which is why he was so caught off guard with the Joker arriving. A big thing about today? It’s Jason’s adoption day anniversary. Bruce is barely clinging to being good.
However, Joker has a new laughing gas that he thought would make everyone fall into a catatonic state of laughter, striking a blow against all of Gotham’s elite.
That’s what he thought it would do.
Instead, it lowered inhibitions and increased their emotions. It also reduced their ability to think things through. Doing this to Bruce, who is stressed with Red Hood making moves and Justice League stuff getting more stressful and it being the anniversary of the day he could finally welcome his beautiful boy into the family, only to be face to face with the reason he lost his kid?
It only takes one comment about the old Robin for Bruce to go feral.
He isn’t thinking things through, isn’t focused on how hard he is hitting things, or where they are moving until he’s on a balcony with the Joker, and he’s distantly aware he’s been screaming about the clown having done enough-
Everyone watches, spellbound, as Brucie Wayne, under the influence of this new gas, pitches both the Joker and himself off the balcony, twenty stories above the ground.
Red Hood catches Brucie Wayne.
No one catches the Joker.
The morning papers scream about how the Joker died from Gotham’s prince being drugged, and how the city’s new crime lord kidnapped Brucie before he could die.
Everyone in Gotham is in disarray.
Dick is panicking after seeing the headline. (He was in Bludhaven.)
Tim is cursing himself. (He was home sick with the flu.)
Jason is struggling with his emotions.
Alfred is loading his shot gun.
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how do you draw pigs
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