frogboyyo

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got you

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So I'm an eldest sibling, and there's this thing that happens sometimes when your younger sibling *demands* that you do something completely reasonable and for some reason that makes it a matter of pride. "Drink more water", "Get your sunscreen", "Tie your shoes", pffft. You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom. I will not be commanded by a fetus. And then you trip and fall ass over teakettle because you should've tied your shoes. Anyway I'm projecting this onto Sans Undertale now

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Please be looking at Yamuel

Here he is.

Please LOOMK

PLEASE

✨Thank you ✨

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I think skeletons use rattling as a way of communication

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People will literally be doing anything on ao3

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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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sillies

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old art redraw, don't remember if i posted it anywhere on tumblr tbh 🧍

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come on gimme things to sort. i'm so fucking good at sorting come on lemme sort

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can someone remove the arfid from my body please. im sick and tired of it ans im So Hungry but no food exists. someone rid me of this mortal prison

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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