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cant think of any other countries that describe unprompted bombings of civilians as “preemptive strikes” besides the united states and israel
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love that lyrium causes paranoia if you take too much of it. lets put a lot of paranoid guys with swords and authority in a tower where they can constantly doubt the "was that a demon" "is that blood magic" "was someone being controlled recently" surely this will go well
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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
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the Fear& podcast, starring an unbelievably hot autistic person, an unbelievably hot autistic person, an unbelievably hot autistic person and a 1930's radio announcer
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i mean this completely seriously but… a cup of coffee can save your life a little, a shower can save your life a little, making your favorite meal can save your life a little…….little things actually add up to really big things in the long run if you let them, the secret to surviving everyday is infusing a little bit of magic into the mundane i truly believe that
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Once I get my shit together and fold my laundry and do my laundry and fold my laundry and do my laundry and fold my laundry and do my laundry and fold my laundr
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and when will there be a friday when i AM in love? When.
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trump is 78, putin is 72, netanyahu 75, biden 82, lukashenko 70. if you kill yourself now, you'll never see them die. keep going
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"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it
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p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!
i think piracy is EVIL!!!
ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!
NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!
ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!
that would just be evil!
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YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
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