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i forgot i had this account anyways when ur circle small but yall all 6 feet under
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it's so funny when cats love using pillows like humans do. baby loves neck support
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not safe for work text // on the lowkey highkey do you think rust and marty make each other cry the first time they hypothetically give each other prostate orgasms, respectively, lol
for a fact we know marty has had many a cheeky finger in his ass before, but he's never had that thing milked and rust is a tenacious enough bastard to get in there with his ichabod crane fingers and/or a vibrator and not come up for air until marty's beet red and breathing like a stuck bull with cum dribbling out of his half-hard dick in a little stream. just begging and half-sobbing in the bed with his head between his forearms because he's gone his whole 55 years of life not knowing this could be a real thing for him
the thing about real old man yaoi enjoyers is you cannot fear them being ugly in the process of the Pursuit of the Orgasm. the Amorous Ascent, as it were. it's gonna get ugly. but we'll all be better for it in the end.
now the idea of rust crying after a significant orgasm feels more like a ritualistic release than a revelation. the head chemicals, the buzz of that pleasure, the way the tension bleeds out of his body for once and he kinda floats in that pleasant haze. it's a bloodletting of sorts, but a good one. he needed it as a bodily reset and a cleanse. if there's bonus cuddling at the end to appease marty's clinginess, even better ((not that it's hard, exactly, to be held by those familiar arms anymore))
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e would've saved her (rust) but she thinks she's too old to transition so marty manages to get ahold of some estrogen pills and starts putting that in with the rest of her medication after carcosa
#''oh that blue pill? that's umm... something else the doctors thought you should take. no i don't know the name of it i can't remember all#of those fancy pharmaceuticals they got you on''#sorry i think im funny#mtf rust cohle#true detective#marty hart#rust cohle#headcanon
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the first time they start to discuss penetrative sex (which blind sides simon, which is stupid in hindsight, because he always just assumed it'd just happen and it'd be ok if he gets a minor ptsd episode so long as soap is satisfied. the idiot.) he eventually admits vaguely that he's just scared of hurting someone and soap in his horny playboy glory just goes "i could handcuff you to the bedframe and ride you til you're crying and whimpering and show you how big and scary you actually are ;)" and simon has to leave the room for a minute
i still keep meaning to write a fic that touches on how in the comics simon's trauma from being sa'd manifests through nightmares of inflicting the same violence on someone else and how that probably effectively ruined his sex life combined with literally everything else. like mr. self preservation not found doesn't give a shit what happens to his own body, he just winds up terrified that he'll hurt someone else and it doesn't help that whatever bar flies he picked up before roba wanted it hard and mean because he's a mean looking big guy and he was willing to indulge them in the past (barely enjoying it himself) but now he can't even stomach the thought and it has lead to a few disappointing and underwhelming lays that have been cut short
cue soap, who gets off on getting his partner off, and is fine with no contact mutual masturbation and making out and grinding over clothes for months and simon is just waiting for him to grow tired and lose feelings (because out of everyone he's tried to push away, soap is more stubborn than a mouse on a glue trap) and doesn't know why he seems upset when simon every now and then brings up that he can still see other people, that they don't have to be exclusive or anything because soap is trying to get it through his thick skull that he doesn't need more, that simon is always going to be enough for him even if they never do more than that
#obviously their first time is slow and gentle and soap never gets annoyed when ghost checks in even if he's on top but#soap DOES pocket that idea for later#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty#soapghost#headcanon
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i still keep meaning to write a fic that touches on how in the comics simon's trauma from being sa'd manifests through nightmares of inflicting the same violence on someone else and how that probably effectively ruined his sex life combined with literally everything else. like mr. self preservation not found doesn't give a shit what happens to his own body, he just winds up terrified that he'll hurt someone else and it doesn't help that whatever bar flies he picked up before roba wanted it hard and mean because he's a mean looking big guy and he was willing to indulge them in the past (barely enjoying it himself) but now he can't even stomach the thought and it has lead to a few disappointing and underwhelming lays that have been cut short
cue soap, who gets off on getting his partner off, and is fine with no contact mutual masturbation and making out and grinding over clothes for months and simon is just waiting for him to grow tired and lose feelings (because out of everyone he's tried to push away, soap is more stubborn than a mouse on a glue trap) and doesn't know why he seems upset when simon every now and then brings up that he can still see other people, that they don't have to be exclusive or anything because soap is trying to get it through his thick skull that he doesn't need more, that simon is always going to be enough for him even if they never do more than that
#sa mention#simon ''im broken and damaged goods. im poisonous and toxic and bad for everyone around me'' riley#and soap ''shut the fuck up and lay your sad ass down. the game is almost on'' mactavish#3 years of the mw2 reboot and theyre still driving me crazy#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#call of duty#soapghost#headcanon
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LISTEN-
#LMAO#i havent thought about wild kratts in years oh my god#call of duty#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish
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“Talk to me, Rust”
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image 1: Marty Hart sitting on the floor of a dingy bathroom between a toilet and a bath tub with an expression of concern, looking towards someone out of frame.
image 2: Rust Cohle sitting undressed in a bath tub full of water, looking blankly at the tile on the wall.
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If you want to be a dog, you must learn to believe that you are not in fact a dog at all.
Sources: petshopbutch | More and More, Margaret Atwood | Roadkill, Searows | Little Beast, Richard Siken | How to Be a Dog, Andrew Kane | Let Dead Dogs Lie, silas denver melvin | For Your Own Good, Leah Horlick
Inspired by [X].
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Just two deranged men being partners for 7 years then falling off
and reuniting after ten years to work together again, they might save each other lives and live together in the end
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Reversed 🔀
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mactavish, specifically captain mactavish; is a munch. i don’t just mean oh he likes eating out. no he LIVES for that shit. he’s down there for hours, nose pressed into pubes that definitely belong to roach or ghost. he’s between their thighs before their boxers are even down; licking, sucking away like his life depends on it.
yeah he probably orgasms in his uniform just from the thought
#op ur so real for this#mdni#there definitely has been a few instances where he's tackled one of them before they can even blink#and quite a few pairs of pants with either a button or a seam stitched back (courtesy of ghost) or thrown in the trash#<- to tack on neither are allowed to shave their bushes. roach trims his too short once and mactav doesnt say anything but his glare is#enough to communicate his disapproval#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#gary roach sanderson
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this one refused to be posted three times but i don't believe in signs
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Have you guys watched true detective season one? It’s about these two old queens from Louisiana…
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With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?
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