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imssg: open

PENNY: the post office told me today that i’m their best client.

PENNY: turns out nobody else online shops from camp? boring.

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describe 3 of your dearest friends in one word, go

     “ @inzouciant is a dweeb. @matucs is a hoe. @mxrtys is bae. now i really wanna go back and choose nicer words, but i had to choose the first that came to fuckin’ mind, didn’t i ?? “

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@pennykenny: not dramatic.

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fmk: kermit the frog, miss piggy, fozzie bear

     “ fuck miss piggy, marry kermit, kill fozzie. sorry, fozzie. “

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fmk: rosie, adelina, josie

     “ fuck josie, obviously. marry adelina, since she’s an angel on earth. kiss & kill rosie, since i think she can take it. and would make a really good camp ghost. “

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how was your prom experience?

     “ i didn’t go, honestly. i picked up a double at work and was glad i didn’t waste my money on a dress i wouldn’t like and a hometown guy i wouldn’t wanna dance with -- started those college savings right on up !! “

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fmk: orion's lice, bob the tomato, felix's pet frog

    “ kiss the frog. obviously. has a chance to turn into a princess... the other two, ew. “

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opinion on onions?

     “ not as great as they think they are. “

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what person would you be most unhappy about being paired with during the blind date set up?

      “ hmm... if they’re boring teetotalers not dtf, i’ll be a little let down. “

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if you had to take one veggie tales character to the dance, who would it be?

     “ the cucumber. “

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who would you rather go to the dance with: elias, rosie, or jackson?

     “ jackson, hands down. skirt down. morals down. let’s go. “

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what’s the last thing you searched for on your phone?

     that’s between me and the FBI person monitoring my data usage.

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ft. @jackscnm

    “ i just want to chat with whoever thought it was appropriate for mimi durand to pick the blind dates because, as you know, that is literally the perfect job for me and i feel offended. “

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ft. @aadics

     “ you really ought to go into town and check out their goodwill. i couldn’t find a dress worth shit to me, but there were some poodle skirts that i think are right up your alley. seriously. they were cute. “

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starter ft. @ofanastvsia​

     “ it’s not a skill i want to advertise, but if i hear even one glee cover, i’m going to hack into the mainframe and play only harry styles for the rest of the night, so... hmm, “ penny rolled her eyes lightly, looking over at the brunette and melting into a smile, “ nevermind that the mainframe is someone’s fucking ipod nano. “

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     i’m gonna be dropping all my threads on penny & starting afresh. LIKE THIS for a starter specific to the midsummer lights dance !! dearest penny is dressed to the nines and not embarrassed about it. dance w/ her. let’s get wild.