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midorlya:

‘i have no pockets or gloves to stick my hands in on this cold winter day in the city but you just gave me your mittens to use until i got off the train and shit youre really cute and the gloves are still warm and oh my god were going to the same place shit fuck shit’ au

 'i eat way more pastries than i really should because the guy who owns the local bakery is really cute and i dont know how else to talk’ au 

‘i was trying to call my friend to rant about my dog biting my furniture but your number is one digit off and i just spent three minutes ranting about how dumb my dog is to a total stranger, im so so sorry’ au

‘i lost my phone in the city so i called it from my friends phone and you picked up, lets meet at a local cafe so i can get it back’ au 

‘instead of drawing the model in our art class ive been drawing you instead because i think youre really cute and oh my god all my papers just fell out of my folder and you saw them and oh my god theres hearts on some of them please kill me now’ au 

‘i was trying to pass you a note in class that said i liked you but it got intercepted and now the person that sits next to you thinks i  was trying to give it to them, and oh my god why do you look so upset and disappointed???’ au 

‘when i was 13 i told you i liked you the day you moved away and you never gave me an answer and now im 21 and you moved back and now i realize youre still just as cute as you used to be and im STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU?? so how about that answer’ au

‘the guy whos playing the piano at this ritzy hotel at staying at for a business trip is SUPER cute, and im going to die and ‘OH SHIT THEIR ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE’ au 

‘we live in an apartment complex and i almost burnt down our whole floor cause i was trying to make cupcakes at 3am, sorry’ AU    

‘we made a pact that if we were still both single by 30 we would get married and ive basically been ditching every date i get because i have a huge crush on you, im 29 and youre 30 and my birthdays in a couple weeks but oh my god you have a s/o now??? what the fuck???’ au

‘i was looking through the posters at walmart and i was staring at the my little pony one for WAY too long but i swear to god im not into that i was thinking about buying it for my little sister, please understand’ au

AU ideas that nobody asked for

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renegadx:

                               ❝     anfangen ist leicht,                                      beharren eine kunst.   ❞

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Drabble List!

Rain: I'll write a drabble of our characters having fun in the rain

Kill: I'll write an angsty drabble of my character violently killing yours.

Defend: I'll write a drabble of my character protecting yours.

Fight: I'll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours.

Death: I'll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed.

Mourn: I'll write a drabble of my character mourning yours.

Pet: I'll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet (specify what kind of pet).

Wash: I'll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together (specify).

Pool: I'll write a drabble of our characters swimming together.

Beach: I'll write a drabble of our characters at the beach together.

Sing: I'll write a drabble of my character singing to yours.

Snow: I'll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together.

Game: I'll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours.

Movie: I'll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together.

Shop: I'll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping.

Cook: I'll write a drabble of our characters cooking food together (specify the food).

Sleep: I'll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

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Coldplay {Sentence Starters}

"Tell me you love me."

"I never meant to cause you trouble,and I never meant to do you wrong."

"It's such a shame for us to part."

"Gonna come back and take you home."

"Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so."

"Can anybody fly this thing?"

"I'm gonna buy this place and burn it down."

"I wanna live life and be good to you."

"You don't want me there by your side."

"No one ever said it would be this hard."

"When you love someone, but it goes to waste..."

"You don't know how lovely you are."

"I will try to fix you."

"Every step that you take could be your biggest mistake."

"I've gotta tell you what a state I'm in."

"The lights go out and I can't be saved."

"You don't have to be on your own."

"I promise you I will learn from my mistakes."

"Let's take a breath, jump over the side."

"I can only blame myself. You can only blame me."

"I used to rule the world."

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're missing the mark?"

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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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miyakuli:

Artist :  KL

Source

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lady-nounoum:

Titan Shifter 

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Stargazing Sentence Starters

❝Aren't they beautiful?❞

❝The sky is the ultimate art gallery just above us.❞

❝What's that over there?❞

❝These stars are nothing compared to the ones I've seen in your eyes.❞

❝Shooting star, make a wish.❞

❝It's actually a comet, but I'll still make one.❞

❝And if you look over there, you'll see Corvus.❞

❝Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.❞

❝Looks like a great night for flying..❞

❝Can you sing that one song? Y'know, the about the little star sweeper?❞

❝Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature...❞

❝Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.❞

❝Wouldn't it be cool to name a star after yourself?❞

❝Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.❞

❝This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?❞

❝Is that a-- wait, no, just an airplane.❞

❝I wouldn't mind falling asleep out here.❞

❝What if the moon was replaced by some other planet in our solar system? Wouldn't that look amazing?❞

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Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

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Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

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VERSES.

[ SLEEPING GIANTS. ] – VERSES PAGE ADDED! Everyone should definitely check it out for some ideas to plot with me!

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curious about me at all? ~

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Legs: Are you flexible?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

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worried starters

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?” “Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.” “Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?” “You need to think about yourself every once in a while.” “I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!” “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?” “You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.” “Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.” “How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.” “There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?” “You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?” “I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.” “If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!” “Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!” “I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.” “What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!” “When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.” “Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…” “This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!” “I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!” “I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?” “I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.” “Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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things my sister has said while playing sims starter sentences

❝  don’t put your baby on the floor, Christ! ❞

❝ I know you wanted eleven kids but you’re having two so deal with it ❞

❝ oh god, we need to change that. We are changing your hair right now❞

❝ why are you still alive, you’re like 102! ❞

❝ get out of my house, oh my god. Who even are you? ❞

❝ no you cant have your shitty friend over after school ❞

❝ yeah – whinge, whinge!  you are so lucky I haven’t drowned you in a pool❞

❝ you will laugh at my jokes, and you will fall in love with me❞

❝ it was your dream to become a celebrity psychic, not mine!❞

❝ oh come on,  I forgot to feed the kid like, one time!❞

❝ WHY WOULD YOU STEAL HER GARDEN GNOME❞

❝  woah, no.  I didn’t marry you for 200 shitty dollars where’s my marriage cash?❞

❝ who the FUCK didn’t pay their bills. ❞

❝  I swear if you take my bathroom mirror again I’m going to be so mad❞

❝ stop listening to music and just go to bed!  ❞

❝ I don’t even know what language this is❞

❝ when will you get adopted by aliens and give birth to their blue alien baby❞

❝ um is hollaback girl playing on the pop station?❞

❝  don’t you dare set the kitchen on fire again because I will let you burn❞

❝ look at you, staring anxiously out the window - fucking paranoid nerd❞

❝ aw hell no, I didn’t want twins what the fuck❞

❝ guess you should have made sure there was an exit from the pool     before you jumped into it, huh? ❞ 

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The 38th (gif/icon) in your folder is your muse's reaction to being dumped.

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Friendly reminder that my Skype is available for mutuals FOR WHATEVER REASON you might need to talk to me, whether is plotting, questions about my blog, telling me how your day was, or if you want someone to talk to when you’re sad, you’re welcome to reach out for me, don’t be afraid, you won’t be bothering at all! (◕‿◕✿)

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