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Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

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2004

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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my son who i hate

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we're smoking text posts

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hey happy fawkin new year

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happy halloween and happy birthday to the best jerma video

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I hate that I’m always trying to find cool biology themed stuff to wear but all the “nature inspired” clothing companies just have like two crossed arrows or a minimalistic mountain on a sweatshirt. Fucking lame, that’s barely even nature-adjacent. Put the life cycle of a salamander on a jacket, put hyena skeleton patterns on leggings, put a damn field guide of birds of prey on a peacoat and THEN you can have my money. Do NOT give me a shirt with a leaf on it that says “stay wild” or some bullshit I would much prefer clothing that broadcasts to everyone around me how many teeth an adult Jaguar has or how some pitcher plants can catch and digest rats.

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why did he do that

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benefits of having a job: WOOO MONEY 🔥🙏🥇💥💥💰

bad parts of having job:

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Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

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i just realized that tumblr allows multiple audio files in a row and they autoplay consecutively on mobile