[Independent roleplay blog for Alistair Theirin, from the Dragon Age games. Tracking the tag: fulluponcrazy Written by Elsa UNDER CONSTRUCTION]
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the situation
(i’m the situation)
in december my dog died. then one of the cats died. then i was out of work for the whole winter holiday season, which i was still fretting over well into january.
so january was just continuing weirdness.
grandma died in february.
i had a friend visiting from out of state at the end of february and beginning of march, and that was great, but then she went home and suddenly there was a pandemic.
guess who has an autoimmune disorder?
THIS BITCH!
(also i think i got laid off from what was my most consistent contract?)
so i’ve just been, like, consistently internally screaming since december, to explain why my activity’s been like
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for the record, i swear i’m not just immediately abandoning these blogs again, but grandma died a couple weeks ago and life’s been a bit weird ever since
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@dragonagedmage asked: 🤙 Bump into my muse
Nonverbal meme | Accepting
He’s zoning out, just for a minute, thoughts wandering meanderingly through half a dozen other topics. Suffice to say, his attention isn’t exactly focused on the direction in front of him.
Their shoulders meet, and Alistair stumbles half a step, turning with the momentum as he comes to a stop. As if on autopilot, he reaches out, catching Yue’s upper arm to steady him.
Who ran into whom is maybe a little bit up in the air, but all the same, Alistair offers a crooked smile once it’s apparent that no one is going to go crashing to the ground. “Sorry about that. Might just lose my head, if my armor wasn’t holding it up.”
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King Alistair Theirin, Beautiful Cinnamon Roll
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Nonverbal RP Starters
I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!
Neutral
☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder
👉 Point to something for my muse to see
🤙 Bump into my muse
😊 Sit down next to my muse
🤨 Sit down across from my muse
📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse
✍️ Pass my muse a note
🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse
🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking
Aggressive
🐺 Growl at my muse
😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse
😠 Death Glare at my muse
🙌 Push/Shove my muse
👊 Punch my muse
👖 Kick my muse in the shin
👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
😵 Knee my muse in the gut
💀 Knee my muse in the groin
🔪 Point a weapon at my muse
🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture
👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar
💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily
Angst
👩⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound
🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention
🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick
🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up
👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying
👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare
🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare
😭 Hold my muse when they are crying
😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret
💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears
💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment
⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma
Soft
👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt
🐈 Lean against my muse’s side
🤝 Hold my muse’s hand
🤗 Pull my muse into a hug
🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee
🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]
✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand
🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it
👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes
😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them
🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse
🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse
😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek
Playful
🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair
✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder
💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance
🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing
😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse
😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse
😱 Make a silly face at my muse
🤭 Tickle my muse
👃 Poke my muse’s nose
💪 Pick my muse up
Sensual/Sexual
💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss
💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss
💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss
💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss
❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss
🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way
😉 Pull my muse in by the hips
😲 Smack my muse’s butt
💋 Kiss my muse’s neck
👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage
👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse
👀 Push my muse down on the bed
👄 Pull my muse onto the bed
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@heroofandraste asked: ❛ We’ll need to find you a new cloak. ❜ (The Mabari pack prob peed on it.)
Game of Thrones sentence starters | Accepting
He’s pouting. Not even just a little bit, but in earnest. “It wasn’t even sitting out,” he complains. “I'd put it away, where it was supposed to be. One of them had to grab it and pull it out. This was a premeditated act.”
Were the dogs any less clever, he would probably sound like a conspiracy theorist. But where Mabari are concerned, anything is possible.
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@heroofandraste asked: So what do you think of Leliana?
Blatant Lies meme | Accepting
“Oh, you know. She’s a bit too chatty and she can’t carry a tune if you gave her a handbasket, but I love the nugs.”
#Ask#heroofandraste#Meme#Blatant Lies#(meant to answer this yesterday#but i fell asleep#and then today i had All The Errands)
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@thatssohawke | [x]
“As someone who likes to think he knows you fairly well, I can confirm that you usually are.”
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Anonymous asked: On a scale of one to ten, how much did you like Arl Howe?
Blatant Lies meme | Accepting
“Oh, ten out of ten. Eleven--twelve, even. A real peach, and such a good host.”
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ask my muse anything about themselves and they’ll have to come up with the most blatant lie possible to answer with.
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@seahaloed asked: ❛ Trust me, that’s not the worst thing. ❜ - From Shepard
Game of Thrones sentence starters | Accepting
Alistair’s eyes narrow slightly. “See, I think you’re trying to be comforting,” he replies, “but your standards for what counts as ‘the worst’ are bit, ah...skewed. The sky could be falling and you would say it’s not the worst thing, so you’re not exactly giving me any sort of perspective here.”
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° ✧ GAME OF THRONES PROMPTS. PART I.
possible triggers, read/reblog with caution.
SEASON ONE :
❛ Nine years! Why have I not seen you? ❜ ❛ Where the hell have you been? ❜ ❛ Would you please shut up! ❜ ❛ Take me to your crypt, I want to pay my respects. ❜ ❛ Surely, the dead can wait. ❜ ❛ Did I offend you? Sorry. ❜ ❛ What the hell do you know about being a bastard? ❜ ❛ I heard you the first time. ❜ ❛ It’s no mercy, letting a child linger in such pain. ❜ ❛ I just want to stand on top of the Wall and pissoff the edge of the world! ❜ ❛ Give me a good, clean death any day. ❜ ❛ What good will my sympathies do them? ❜ ❛ Your absence has already been noted. ❜ ❛ One word and I hit you again. ❜ ❛ I’ve half a mind to leave them all behind and keep moving. ❜ ❛ You’re too hard on yourself. You always have been. ❜ ❛ I swear, if I weren’t your king/queen, you’d have hit me already. ❜ ❛ Trust me, that’s not the worst thing. ❜ ❛ Tell me we’re not speaking of this. ❜ ❛ Oh, it’s unspeakable to you? ❜ ❛ Look at me and tell me what you see. ❜ ❛ You broke my nose, bastard! ❜ ❛ I wonder how long it’d take you to hit! ❜ ❛ They hate me because I'm better than they are! ❜ ❛ Glad to see you’re protecting the Throne. ❜ ❛ It must be strange for you, coming into this room. ❜ ❛ But you just stood there and watched. ❜ ❛ Is that what you tell yourself at night? ❜ ❛ How could you let this happen?! ❜ ❛ I received a slightly warmer welcome on my last visit. ❜ ❛ Do you remember anything about what happened? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ I have a gift for you. ❜ ❛ Will I really be able to ride? ❜ ❛ Is this some kind of trick? ❜ ❛ Piss on that! I wanna hit somebody! ❜ ❛ You do move quietly. ❜ ❛ You’re speaking of murdering a child. ❜ ❛ You will dishonor yourself forever if you do this. ❜ ❛ I felt something for you once, you know. ❜ ❛ Does that make you feel better, or worse? ❜ ❛ You wish to confess your crimes? ❜ ❛ My crimes and sins are beyond counting. ❜ ❛ I’m good at convincing others to do violence for me. ❜ ❛ What do you think you’re doing?! ❜ ❛ I have that right, same as you. ❜
SEASON TWO :
❛ We looked for you on the battlefield, but you were nowhere to be found! ❜ ❛ I…I’ve been here, ruling the kingdoms! ❜ ❛ I’m glad you’re not dead. ❜ ❛ Knowledge is power. ❜ ❛ Excuse the interruption. Carry on. ❜ ❛ It’s been a… remarkable journey! ❜ ❛ You brought this on yourself. ❜ ❛ I’ve done nothing. ❜ ❛ Do you understand we’re losing the war?! ❜ ❛ Disappeared? What, in a puff of smoke?! ❜ ❛ Must be hard for you- to be the disappointing child. ❜ ❛ Oh, I trust them with my life- just not with yours. ❜ ❛ Three victories don’t make you a conqueror. ❜ ❛ I won’t need a servant to do my beheading for me! ❜ ❛ I heard you suffered a terrible head wound. ❜ ❛ I am very good at keepingsecrets for my good friends. ❜ ❛ Who threatened you? ❜ ❛ I understand the way this game is played. ❜ ❛ I’ll have you thrown into the sea! ❜ ❛ I am a pirate- I’m an excellent pirate! ❜ ❛ That’s a promise that always comes true. ❜ ❛ You don’t know how persuasive I am. ❜ ❛ You’re the mosthonest smuggler I ever met. ❜ ❛ You have no need to see this. ❜ ❛ I believe we know how to pour our own wine. ❜ ❛ Maybe I’ll hire this cook of yours. ❜ ❛ I don’t listen to filth. ❜ ❛ I appreciate your loyalty. ❜ ❛ I’ll not have my honour questioned by an imp! ❜ ❛ I just wouldn’t feel safe with you lurking about. ❜ ❛ I command you to arrest this cutthroat! ❜ ❛ Do you hear me?! ❜ ❛ I think there’s more to ruling than that. ❜ ❛ There’s no bigger joke in the world than that. ❜ ❛ What about all the dreams you had that didn't come true? ❜ ❛ Your time with the wolves has made you weak. ❜ ❛ You gave me away if you remember. ❜ ❛ You gave me away like I was some dog you didn’t want anymore. ❜ ❛ You won’t get away with this. ❜ ❛ I’ve decided I don’t like riddles. ❜ ❛ You want to know what side my family fights on? ❜ ❛ You gonna tell me where you’re from? ❜ ❛ You can’t talk to me like that! ❜ ❛ That’s twice I’ve warned you. ❜ ❛ I don’t want you in my tent oneminute more than necessary. ❜ ❛ It would be my pleasure. ❜
SEASON THREE :
❛ You’re wearing the wrong color. ❜ ❛ When I’m free, will I be free to go? ❜ ❛ I'll be free to kill you. ❜ ❛ From now on, you’d better kneel every time I fart. ❜ ❛ You’re telling me you saw… one of them. ❜ ❛ Did I come to the right place? ❜ ❛ We’ll need to find you a new cloak. ❜ ❛ I need an army. ❜ ❛ It’s too beautiful of a day, to argue. ❜ ❛ I am wondering why you sent for me. ❜ ❛ Have you grown boredprotecting me? ❜ ❛ I’m sure you’ve filled your pockets. ❜ ❛ I don’t loan it out to friends as a favor. ❜ ❛ I don’t even know what I’m paying you now! ❜ ❛ Am I enjoying it? ❜ ❛ I heard how happy you were. ❜ ❛ I gave you real power and authority. ❜ ❛ You brought a whore into my bed. ❜ ❛ Why does everyone assume I want something? ❜ ❛ A little bloody gratitude would be a start. ❜ ❛ So tell me what you want. ❜ ❛ I want what is mine by right. ❜ ❛ The next whore I catch in your bed, I’ll hang. ❜ ❛ I’m not your enemy. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen anything like it. ❜ ❛ Even the bravest men fear death. ❜ ❛ Tell the good master there is no need. ❜ ❛ Here, I’m done with you. ❜ ❛ How many do you have to sell? ❜ ❛ We don’t get to choose who we love. ❜ ❛ I only want to know what that means. ❜ ❛ Are you frightened, child? ❜ ❛ Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you. ❜ ❛ I have traitor’s blood. ❜ ❛ Please don’t make me say anymore. ❜ ❛ Please, don’t stop the wedding. ❜ ❛ That doesn’t mean they’re not worth helping. ❜ ❛ I have no doubtyou will prove equal to this challenge. ❜ ❛ This is the safest place in the city. ❜ ❛ Any advice for me, on my new position? ❜ ❛ How long will you be gone? ❜ ❛ You don’t have the strength. It would kill you. ❜ ❛ There is another way, a better way. ❜ ❛ The blood of my enemies, not the blood of innocents. ❜ ❛ What’re you doing, leading a mob of peasants? ❜ ❛ I should have killed you! ❜
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Small PSA
If we’re writing or even NOT writing together (yet!) you can always:
Message me ideas for the thread.
Message me ideas for a new thread.
Message me AU ideas.
Talk to me about anything pertaining to our muses interactions/interacting!
My inbox is always open to mutuals. So are my IMs!
Whether we roleplay together yet or not, don’t be shy to send something into my inbox!
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@thatssohawke asked: "I don’t get it. I just wanna talk about my work and everyone just keeps seeming to bring up all my past of all the shitty stuff I've done. "
Out of Context sentence starters | Accepting
“Hawke,” Alistair begins so very patiently, “you’re the Champion of Kirkwall.” A short beat, before he emphasizes, “Kirkwall. A city that is, by its very nature, ‘shitty stuff.’ Can you really blame people if that’s where their thoughts go?”
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Reblog if your inbox is ALWAYS open for random asks, even if you haven’t reblogged any meme
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@madxwonderland asked: “I don’t want to go on a night adventure. I just want my cat.”
Out of Context sentence starters | Accepting
“That’s all well and good,” he replies, not too keen on a night adventure himself, “but unless your cat decides to come out of hiding and shout ‘surprise!’ then I’m fairly sure one necessitates the other.” There’s a somewhat pointed look around, just to emphasize the fact that the cat has not spontaneously reappeared.
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