I have nothing to offer anyone but my own confusion. INTJ. Hiker. Writer. Vegetarian. Old soul. Crazy cat person. Inked. Wanderer. Bohemian. The Dude Abides.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Sometimes you gotta upgrade your annoying neighbor status.
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Being sober is weird. I feel great, I’m sleeping better, I rarely post anything terribly embarrassing late at night, and I’ve lost 30 pounds.
But still… weird… 
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My taste in music is perfectly normal.
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At 5 AM on any given Saturday, you can find me (and my phenomenal fashion sense) on trail.







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Waiting for a Zoom meeting to start...
Me: I was talking to my friend -
Dumbass coworker: REAL friend or online friend?
Me: I live in a city where I literally don't know anyone in person, I work from home, and I rarely leave the house. Online is as REAL as my friends get.
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What a difference 45 minutes makes.


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Bachelor Thanksgiving.
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I’ve always had extremely vivid, bizarre dreams. I’m used to that.
But last night’s unconscious picture show included cameos from Taylor Swift, Meat Loaf, and Ernest Borgnine.
I may need professional help. 
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I’m helping. Guess how many keyboard shortcuts I can type with my butt? https://www.instagram.com/p/CpDfasZrcVq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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New year, new skin. #leopardgecko https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm9jbjhrO8N/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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Breakfast is a full participation event at my house. Even the gecko is trying to get in on it. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmb6Qx9rPk8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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