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looks like october is…. octover

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distressing things to say to your friends

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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Two types of people on Queering the map:

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i get a little bit of free time and start going "what if i taught myself woodworking" girl work on ur resume

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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

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I do feel judgement from Shadowheart having to cast lesser restoration after every long rest, even if she doesn’t say it.

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These are so fun to make

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Growing up I didn't know Wallace and Gromit were British. I just thought they were in some fantasy magical land where you get to eat cheese and make gadgets all day

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These are so fun to make

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May I offer you an eel in these trying times?

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“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

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This will go amazing with my bathtub that is just full of eyeballs

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