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When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

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hey, bro? are we vibing? are we connecting on the spiritual plane, bro? your aura is striking. can i kiss you deeply, dude?

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thank you to my husband for taking this photograph and also holding my hand for several hours over several days while i got this done

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i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 wizard

looking for a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 person to share in an adventure that I am arranging

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Hewwo everyone I wanna drop a quick post to say sorry that I’ve been Not Around as much on my blogs. Especially Kate and Indrid and Taako and Barry (Aubrey I’ve been around a lot on) I’ve been having A Time with my finals and my move coming up and finding a new job. But uh, I have an interview tomorrow and then next Friday is my fly day so sometime in the next two weeks I’ll probably be back. If y’all could send prayers/good vibes/thoughts/etc. I’d appreciate it. Thank u 

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ask meme 🌹 ✨

☀️ lace mornings: what’s your favorite breakfast food?

🌸 spring window shopping: what’s one thing you desire above all else?

🍓 picnics in july: what would be your ideal date?

🍒 cherry pie: describe the lover of your dreams!

🌟starstruck fireflies: do you believe that we’re alone in the universe?

🗺 roadmap: what’s your life philosophy/motto?

💕sweetheart: what act of love could someone show to right now that would mean the world to you?

💧teardrop: are you okay right now?

🌉 city lights: what would your ideal living space look like?

🌦light in the darkness: what’s something that’s happened to you recently that gave you hope?

🔮 granted wishes: you have one chance to have any possible wish granted, what do you wish for?

💝 self-appreciation: what’s one thing you love about yourself?

💓 love transmission: what’s one thing you love about the person(s) closet to you?

🍏 picking fruit: what do hope to achieve from your life?

🎨 self-portrait: how do you hope others describe you?

💖 conversation hearts: what’s the key to your heart?

🎼 love notes: what music do you think describes who you are as a person?

🦋 stomach butterflies: how would you show your s/o your love?

🌌 galaxy sculpture: create and describe your ideal world!

🌹rose colored glasses: what’s your #aesthetic?

🧛🏻‍♀️ vampire gf: what monster/cryptid do you think would be the best lover? explain why!

🔥 aries season: what really grinds your gears?

🌑 dark side of the moon: would you rather have answers to all the questions you have in life even if the answers were scary, or would you prefer to live in blissful ignorance?

🔪 screamer: plan your own horror movie death!

🌊 exploration: would you rather search the depths of the ocean or the void of space?

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I do. Thank you

Incredible, but true: @fuqwizard deserves to have a good day today.

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Ew, @fuqwizard, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

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By Salar Kheradpejouh  

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Decision tree from a 3rd grader found in an attic.

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if you are cis today, you have to send trans people all of your money

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being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

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me when my mom asks me to go buy groceries

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im a baby im rude i have 6 phds i work at hot topic im gay im being hunted for sport im running for my life im everything tumblr hates