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hi posting these again because im in a pretty tight spot, please feel free to DM me if you're interested!

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*wakes up in the dragon world* what the

elder dragon: your finally awake . youve been dreaming this whole time and now you are a dragon

me: woah and i can have a dragon girlfriend too?

elder dragon: you already have 100 dragon girlfriends... theyve been waiting...

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

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Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

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i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time