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kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

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i have something to say

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Conversation carried out throughout the shift

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you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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the truth is they do not see you they invent you

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First time at the seaside....

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Seven Minutes in Heaven

Is all that I need when I get with her

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Why are you looking at it? You’re making it cry.

More big sad eyes: my favorite thing to draw.

My access to apple tv is constantly fluctuating I don’t know when I will be able to see it’s poorly contained looks of panic again… oh wait 🏴‍☠️

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Upon meeting an eldritch being that can erase your brain it’s not a bad idea to share your jailbroken Netflix library 🤷🏻‍♀️

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shotgunned all of murderbot diaries in the span of what was objectively a week but felt like a subjective 3.2 seconds and now in desperate need for more

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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Murderbot + text posts [18/∞]

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Watching it leave

I understand why everyone is in love with mensah, she is so beautiful does she need anyone to carry more kids for her? I’m game.

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Murderbot + text posts [16/∞]

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what's the term for the kink where you get off on being forced to admit stuff. where you don't like to talk about your embarrassing secrets unless someone is condescendingly teasing you about it and they're getting sadistic pleasure from your discomfort and they have you backed into a corner and you know they're not going to let you know peace unless you spill your guts to them. i get so insanely horny for that. but like. i would never fucking admit that though. you could not torture that information out of me

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.