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PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

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tbh when I see other lgbts in public like a gay couple or like a trans person with pride flag and pronoun pins i try and give them a Look like telepathically communicate like yes hello peers like when two bus drivers pass

but I know if they ever notice me I probably look like this

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I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

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“i could fix him.” “i could make him worse.” yeah and i could do this to him

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Marina Splatoon is such a funny character. She was a top weapons developer in the army. She defected because she heard a song she liked. She became a musician. She's still an expert tech wiz and hacker. She draws in a shojo manga style. Her best friend is 4 feet tall. She's a poor little meow meow. She's race faking. She's even gay

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Very torn between “Queen Elizabeth is a colonizer” and “but I do want her to outlive her stupid son”