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Worst types of people in the Kuro fandom:

1. Those 12-14 year olds that scream, “GRELL IS MY WAIFUUU” every 5 seconds.

2. The, “Grell is canonically a transwoman and anyone who disagrees is a (insert any phobic thing)” people.

3. SebaCiel shippers. 

4. Sebastian’s dick suckers that will defend him no matter how trash he actually is.

5. People who hates Beast because apparently it was her fault that she got it on with Seb?? 

6. A bunch of people who will appear later: Real Cielx UT shippers. Stay tuned folks!

Feel free to add on.

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Hi there. Who do you think would skip classes, imagining all characters are in colleges?

I just skipped my lecture today and you requested this!

The Phantomhive household:

Sebastian- He finds them boring and tedious so yes he will skip while still being a one hell of a student.

Ciel- He too finds in boring but still he is an overachiever and never skips.

Meyrin- Have skipped before but still she’s a good girl.

Bard- He wishes he could skip but he can’t afford to fail one more time. Lol.

Finny- No way! He is a good boy.

The reapers:

Grell- Yeah, every dam single time.

William- He doesn’t know what skipping class means.

Ronald- He has a great life ahead of him and classes isn’t one of them.

Undertaker- Yes yes and yes (still gets good grades anyway).

The Midfords:

Elizabeth- I mean she still would much rather do something else but she’s still the golden girl of the family so she won’t. A+ all the way.

Edward- He refuses to skip, poor boy tries so hard but just can’t maintain the grades.

The Trancy household:

Alois- error 101 Trancy not found in class.

Claude- he would turn up but sit at the back and not give a shit.

Hannah- No, every class is meaningful to her.

Others:

Soma- Classes are hella boring but he would still turn up (late) and looks at memes.

Agni- No way hosayy.

Sieglinde- Are u kidding me? Knowledge is power. Skip class? Never!

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i shipped madame red and vincent for a short time bc why not lol. them having redheaded twins and the twins have a mole under their eyes.

Well then our Ciel would be a red head LOL 

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Bardroy is my favorite character and I think he is a much better servant than Mey Rin and Finny. (Also Bassy isn’t ‘that’hot”

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday! 

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I don’t think this is an unpopular opinion but ummmmmmm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I hate the Kuroshitsuji fandom (for the most part, there are a few specific blogs that I don’t mind, like urs)

Same. I enjoy the show/manga but the fandom is mostly shit. 

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To be honest I think Sebastian x Ciel is gross because it’s an underage boy and a demon?? Is that odd? :,)

No you are very sane. 

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I hate Ciel. I know I'll be bashed. He is the main character after all...

Nothing to be ashamed buddy. Besides it’s called OPINIONS anyway. 

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Your unpopular opinion on Kuroshitsuji.

Lets all do this without getting offended. I’ll start:

I hate Grell.

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If the latest chapters of Kuroshitsuji is too dark for you...

Just pretend they are all actors and Ciel won an Oscar. (Ignore Finnian pls) 

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What if...

Sebastian was actually 13 years old (in demon age)? I mean what kind of a grown ass demon would even bother in a child’s sudden rampage? It only makes logical sense that he is a fellow child demon just having fun with another child. 

BAM and I had just exposed Yana’s whole secret. 

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Hai hai~ i was wondering if I coukd request a one shot or a headcannon (whatever you deam worthy) of Claude flirting with Sebastian's S/O??? Thanks~

You waited patiently while Sebastian dealt with his master. You fiddled with the hem of your dress that Ciel made you wear to the ball in order to disguise yourself as a member of the upper class society. You saw a quick swift blur of black through the corner of your eyes as a man wearing dark military uniform sat besides you. Still focused on the tiny thread that stuck out of your dress you only responded without looking up assuming he was Sebastian, “what took you so long? Is master Ciel okay?” The man leaned back onto the wall and responded, “Sebastian? My lady I’m afraid you’ve mistaken me for the wrong gentleman.” You quickly let go of the thread and shot up reacting to a rather different a slightly deeper voice then you were expecting to hear, “oh goodness, I apologise sir I thought you were someone else.” The man looked at you for a moment with a non existent expression before the corner of his lips curled up into a smile, “that’s quite alright my lady. Care for a drink?” The man handed you a glass of red wine, you hesitated for a quick moment but decided to accept his offer. There was no denying the he was handsome, you couldn’t help but watch him drink the red liquid. He placed his glass onto the table and turned to face you, “I hope this gentleman called Sebastian wouldn’t mind me talking to you for a bit?” You couldn’t explain it but there was something so mesmerising and intense about his golden eyes that was framed with his dark brows. You quickly snapped out of your day dream and responded, “I guess not.” Besides you had to stay in disguise regardless of what the situation was. Before any of you can talk the orchestra started playing music for the dance, you look around for Sebastian as you promised him that you will dance with him tonight… That is if the situation would allow it. A wide smile spread across your face as you saw your lover across the hall just in time. As you were standing up to wave at Sebastian the man next to swiftly stood up, firmly grabbing your waist while holding your hand with another, “care for a dance my lady?” You looked towards your lover in the distance, a quick flash of anger appeared on his face before he disappeared into the crowd, you looked back towards the man you’ve just met, you could have sworn he too was looking across the hall like you were with a hint of satisfaction smeared on his face before leading you onto the dance floor. Perhaps it was just the wine making you see things. 

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Seb, Grell, Ronald, and Will fall in love with someone from the 21st century

Sebastian:

- Will approach them with curiosity 

- Fascinated with their new ways of thinking which is quite a change from the minds of the Victorians

- Will feel more at ease falling in love in the 21st century as social hierarchies no longer exists 

- Always sends good morning and goodnight texts even when they are mad

- Relaxed as he is no longer a butler and would have more free time to spend with them and spoil them because he is a gentleman 

Grell:

- Literally love at first sight at their fresh, more open minded mindset because the Victorians are just too boring for Grell

- Ever since they introduced him the concept of selfies Grell as been hooked on it since and would always take pictures with them

- Has a little problem with pda, he can’t help it Grell just loves too much

- Loves the 21st century fashion and goes crazy when they wear some kind of stylish red clothing with matching red lipstick

Ronald:

- Ron just happened to be born in the wrong era, after being exposed to the 21st century he knew this was his time to shine

- Flirting with ladies had just become so much easier due to the development of social media and technologies 

- They was just a college student who happened to be a bit ‘old school’ immediately Ronald felt nostalgic and started taking interest 

- Watching movies with them on a couch while cuddling under a blanket became common after he starting dating them

William:

- It took a while for him to get used to the people in the 21st century 

- However, they showed him that people in this world aren’t not so bad and helped him adjust to exciting activities 

- He might not always show it but he really appreciated you for showing him a whole new world of fun

- Dyed their hair once and convinced him to dye it as well. Unfortunately he didn’t like that bit

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Hello there. What do you think about create a new season of the anime? You think they will make one?

I don’t think Yana will actually make another season of Kuroshitsuji. However I do think she will make a movie about some of the arcs. The anime and the manga is just too different and that is the main reason why I don’t think she will bother.

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Kuroshitsuji Headcanons

Cold on the outside but warm on the inside:

Ciel (our)

Edward 

William 

Wolfram 

Bard 

Beast

Warm on the outside but cold on the inside:

Sebastian

Grell

Charles.G

Undertaker

Meyrin 

Vincent

Warm on the outside and inside:

Finnian

Agni

Alois

Elizabeth 

Soma

Joker 

Dagger

Doll

Rachel 

Ronald

Charles.P

Sieglinde 

Hannah 

Madame Red

Cold on the outside and inside: 

Claude (the one and only true icy boi) 

Will ask you out first:

Sebastian

Ciel 

Bard

Finnian 

Grell

Ronald

Edward 

Vincent

Charles.G

Charles.P

Soma

Doll

Madame Red 

Alois

Undertaker

Joker

You would have to ask them out:

Meyrin

Agni

Claude

Hannah

Elizabeth

William

Sieglinde

Beast 

Wolfram 

Rachel

Sings in thes shower:

Sebastian

Bard

Finnian 

Alois

Grell

Ronald

Elizabeth

Soma

Charles.G

Joker

Dagger 

Doll

Madame Red 

Undertaker 

Doesn't see the point of singing in the shower:

Ciel (our)

Meyrin

Agni

Claude

Hannah

William

Edward (he secretly wants to tho)

Charles.P

Vincent 

Rachel 

Beast

Wolfram 

Sieglinde 

The momma bear:

Sebastian (he really has no choice because of his 4 cubs)

Agni

Hannah 

William 

Edward 

Charles.P

Wolfram

Rachel 

Joker 

Needs looking after aka the cub:

Ciel (our)

Meyrin

Bard

Finnian 

ALOIS (NEEDS INTENSIVE CARE EXCEPT CLAUDE DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY MOMMA BEAR)

Grell 

Ronald

Elizabeth

Soma

Charles.G

Dagger

Doll

To independent to look after or need to be looked after:

Claude

Undertaker

Sieglinde

Vincent

Beast 

Madame Red 

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You have been visited by this extremely rare image of smiling William. Double tap for blessing.