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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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bloodhound: i legally have to arrest you two
joran: do you think you can overpower or outrun either let alone both of us
bloodhound: okay. okay. okay, that's not fair,
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Renat: Joran’s even wearing her formal leather jacket.
Joran: It’s the one without any blood on it.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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pax, at renat's funeral: can i have a moment alone with him?
renat's wife: of course.
pax, leaning over renat's coffin: now listen, i know you're not dead.
renat: yeah, no shit.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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renat: all in all, a 100% success
riot: renat, we lost echo!
renat: all in all, a 100% success
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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renat: don't say a word.
echo: fergalicious.
renat: echo, i said no words.
echo: oh, i see. two weeks ago playing scrabble it's not a word, and now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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echo: how was i?
renat: scattered. annoying. alternating between genius and bad puns.
echo: business as usual, then.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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echo: what if ‘it’s raining men’ and 'let the bodies hit the floor’ are both about the same event but from different perspectives.
renat: i'm literally begging you to stop.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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echo: what if the g in gif was silent?
renat: echo go to bed
echo: what gif i don't want to?
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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luca: if you rearrange the letters of peru you can spell europe
siton: (with clear doubt) that's... that's. not true.
luca: well, you have to rearrange them.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Echo: Teach a horse to fish, you’ll live for a day. Look a horse in the ,mouth… live forever?
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Renat: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
Echo: You said, and I quote: “This is really gonna confuse me tomorrow”. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Renat: That explains so much.
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Sirus: So you two lied to me.
Echo: That depends on how you define lying.
Sirus: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Renat: Reclining your body in a horizontal position?
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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echo: have to stop saying “how am i gonna kill my way out of this one” everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Sirus: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my company!
Echo: Is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?
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fuzzyverse · 7 years ago
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Renat: I’m here to see Sirus.
Guard: Weapons?
Renat: No, thank you. I’ve got my own.
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