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Vox: Alastor passed us earlier. Flipped us off. So that was a good way to start the morning.

Valentino: Yeah, but we totally flipped him off back.

Vox: I flipped him off back. You just waved and laughed nervously.

Valentino: Look, I don't have your mutually-sustained hate boner for the guy, okay?

Vox: I don't have a hate boner for him!

Valentino: Dude, it's a pretty hateful boner.

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Alastor: (holding Lucifer in the air by the throat)

Charlie: Drop him! Now!

Alastor: (scowls) Fine! (Tosses him off the building)

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Angel Dust: We should have make-up sex.

Husk: But we didn't have a fight.

Angel Dust: Not yet.

Husk: What the fuck did you do now?!

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Niffty: I made a marshmallow Alastor! See, his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Alastor, trying not to cry: ...It's fine.

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Vaggie: Do you ever think about these things before you say them, or just...?

Alastor: Yes, I do. I think "Wow, that's brilliant, I should say that out loud." And then I do, and it's spectacular. It exceeds my expectations

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Husk: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Charlie: Language

Alastor: Yeah watch your fucking language

Angel Dust: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ALASTOR THE FUCK WORD?

Lucifer:'The fuck word'.

Vaggie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Alastor: Oh my god she censored it

Angel Dust: Say fuck, Vaggie.

Husk: Do it, Vaggie. Say fuck.

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Alastor: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Angel Dust: Nope, absolutely not.

Vox: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Lucifer: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Husk: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

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Charlie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Vaggie: Okay!

Charlie: And make out during the scary parts.

Vaggie: Th-

Vaggie: … The scary parts.

Vaggie: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

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Charlie: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Alastor and Lucifer: No.

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Charlie: My dad is calling… *answers the phone* Hi, Dad.

Vaggie: Come on guys stop, she's trying to talk to her dad.

Angel Dust: *Loud fake sexual noises*

Husk: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Sir Pentious: *Is asleep*

Nifty: *Gets really close to the phone* Tell him I said hi.

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Angel: Why can’t Husk and I be paired together for this trust exercise?

Charlie: Because you and Husk already trust each other… that just defeats the purpose.

Angel: Okay, then I understand pairing Husk and Cherri, but me with Niffty? I trust Niffty.

Charlie: Do you trust her around sharp objects.

Angel: Well, no…

Charlie: Would you let her cook?

Angel: No…

Charlie: Would you trust her with your life?

Angel: …

Charlie:…

Angel: Do you BLAME me?

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Concept where the anti Blitzø party wildly misinterprets his dynamic with Emberlynn and accidentally invites her.

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Charlie: Husk doesn’t look very happy.

Angel: Nah, that is his happy. He’s just a bitch

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Do you ever think about how if they ever cast Andrew Rannells in Hazbin Hotel, how his character will probably be shipped with Vox, regardless of the relationship between the two?

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Charlie: If I was a gardener, I'd put our tu-lips together!

Vaggie, blushing: Cheesy, but sweet, hon.

Angel Dust: Hey, Husk! If I was a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Husk: Shut the fuck up.

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Charlie: Why are you on the floor?

Lucifer: I'm depressed.

Lucifer: Also I was stabbed, can you get your mother, please.

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Husk: Why do you have to be so tall anyway?

Angel Dust: Would you prefer me on my knees?