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longest one yet but guys I really think this one was worth the wait

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nyen keeps leaving the group chat

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I HATE REQUESTING WRITERS.

i hate it so much because i feel SO CRINGE. 😖😖 like wdym im asking for a ticci toby fanfic…by some guy…who i dont know…OH GODD

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if I dated Kai Anderson personally i would post him on my instagram story and make a highlight for him…just sayin.

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when my favorite writers respond to my asks/reqs

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TATE LANGDON ABCS (sfw)꧂

a/n: HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃..sorry i skipped some letters im a lazy bitch

A = Affection

physical touch for sure, playing with your hair, holding your hand (or holding pinky fingers because thats cutesy as fuck), kissing cheeks and noses (im a SUCKAA for nose kisses and so is he<3). Im just imagining you leaning in to kiss his nose, but he thought you were leaning in for a lip kiss, and it ends up being kinda awkward and you bump into eachother😭😭. Tbh i can’t see him being great at communication especially because he’s a literal teenage boy but though he might now be able to say it he can definitely show it with acts of service like helping with chores

You were at school, trying to focus on your worksheets and actually listening to the teacher speak about..whatever she was teaching, all you can think about is getting back home and all the homework and fuckin chores you had awaiting for you.

once you did get home, you opened the front door and you could smell how good the house smelt, on more exploration the entire house was cleaned and all your chores were done. You walked into your room and your homework was completed on your desk..i mean all the answers were wrong but its the thought that counts.

B = Best friend

Im going with alive Tate for this, I have a mood board on Pinterest for this!! (adrienjoyer)

Sharing cigarettes, sharing cds, sharing shoes, sharing clothes, FREE RAIN OF HIS STUFF. He will let you have anything, need a pencil in class…actually he doesn’t have one either but he will scavenge around for one—and if he only finds one? It’s *our* pencil now. (i need to smack that mans ass on the stairs) (i do that to all my friends) Oh? You have 10 bucks? Well he has 7…that mean its OUR 17 dollars to spend on pizza

(based on a scenario that actually happened to me LMAO 😭😭)

It was late at night, you both were hanging out at your house and it was like 2am, suddenly you both have the craving for pizza..you both counted your cash and quarters, you had 13 bucks in total so you thought a small pizza would fine..yeah no. Tate called up the local Pizza Hut and ordered a small pizza with nothing but cheese and pepperoni and it was 22 FUCKING DOLLARS?? And so you both ran around the house looking for quarters…

you ended up paying the money in quarters to that poor pizza delivery girl at 2am.

C = Cuddles

Depends on how he’s feeling tbh, i can see him as a chest layer. Lying on your chest as you stroke his hair, or the other way around he would be just fine with that as well.

D = Domestic

OF COURSE!! I can see him totally wanting that but like..not till he’s like 30. He wants to do all this stuff first before he settled down, but he definitely wouldn’t mind a partner..some kids, a dog maybe. He’s pretty good at cooking, if you count Kraft mac and cheese and grilled cheese or really anything with cheese.. (the man likes cheese what can i say) and he REFUSES to use a dishwasher, he will be washing dishes old style and you cant stop him.

E = Ending

no.

G = Gentle

Sometimes he might go to far, if you two are just friends and hes joking around and he actually hurts your feelings he would squeeze your shoulder and tell you a quick “sorry.” And it usually makes you feel better. He is very gentle with you when you’re having a bad day maybe just upset or stressed about exams he will maybe rub your shoulders or something and maybe get you to laugh to calm your nerves. If you are in a good mood, hes still gentle, holding you, holding your hands, being careful.

H = Hugs

He loves them!! I dont even care what you have to say or as much as he tries to push you off when you hug him he LOVES HUGS. If you two are just friends and you hug him he might be a little hesitant but he will hug you loosely back. This is totally pointed towards me because im very physically affectionate with my friends and hug them after school everyday, if you, like me, run up to him at his locker and basically throw yourself at him he will laugh and let you hug him and yap. If you’re dating and you hug him he will definitely hug you back and kiss your head :)

I = I love you

He thinks the whole “3 month rule” is bs. He’ll say that shit whenever he wants to. If he wants to say “I love you” immediately after you starting dating god damnit it will happen!!! He definitely says he loves you if you’re just friends to

J = Jealousy

Actual jealous baby

Im just imagining someone flirting with you in class do you immediately tell him as soon as you can because you tell him everything and he genuinely TWEAKS THE FUCK OUTTT, like hes actually geeked

like wdym someone else might have a little crush on you…NO. That person will become his biggest opp and you are told to stay away.

You were in 1st hour and you were assigned partners, luckily you knew the person you were assigned with thought they were a little strange…but they started subtly flirting you. They said sorry for being awkward and they “get nervous around people like you” which sounded like a flirt to you

so when you got to lunch, you immediately told Tate, he literally could run to that kids class right now and fight but he just whips his head around at you

“I hated that guy anyway…stupid.”

K = Kisses

Can range from sweet little ones to full blown makeouts hickeys..he prefers sweet ones on the face in the daylight but at night this man is freaky asf. His kisses are soft and slow but he can be a bit quicker if you really want him to

Q = Quizzes

he had a notebook for stuff about you, if you accidentally drop a little fun fact about you he will know about it and he will write it down, ranging from your favorite juice or if you have a mole under your jaw. He knows it all. If he ever forgot anything and i mean ANYTHING about you I dont think he would forgive himself

T = Try

Tbh i dont think he would put a lot of effort in, he just likes to be around you. (Though the mcdonalds dates are FIRE.) he likes having sleepovers with you at tour house only, watching movies, eating snacks till you feel ill, cuddling, if you’re down to get Applebees that would be even better and you would both ask the waiter for the gummy sharks in your sweet drinks separately (yes ive done that before). But if you really really wanted anice romantic date maybe he would give you flowers or something

U = Ugly

Nail biting (you put bandaids over his nails so he’ll stop :)), excessive social media usage (this guys is chronically online holly shit freaking 4chan user), ive always imagined him little tics, like twitching when hes anxious.

X = Xtra

i want to bake him a cake

Z = Zzz

THIS MAN CAN NEVER SLEEP ISTG

he tosses and turns but no matter what he cant sleep without you or if you give him a stuffed animal

OHH MY GODD IF YOU GIVE HIM A STUFFED ANIMAL I CANT

imagine him holding and cuddling it, and i know this doesnt relate to sleep but imagine him being all sad and crying into it because it reminds him of you😭

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Britney Spears in 2002⋆ ˚｡⋆౨ৎ˚

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i have ideas

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me when writing

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how do you people just randomly get the motivation to write

guys im trying

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THIS WILL BE PART ONE MOST LIKELY

Pairing: Donnie Darko x reader 🎀

Warnings: cursing, mentions of masterbating, bullying

Summary: you stick up for Donnie

Poor Donnie baby couldn’t even breathe without getting to know you. He had to know your every secret, your every thought. He wondered if you thought about him as much as he thought about you. “She’s just perfect” he thought to himself as he watched from his seat at lunch. you were smiling and laughing with your friends. You looked like an Angel when you smiled.

“Oh my god. Don’t look now, but Schizo is totally staring” your friend Camille said, turning up her nose at him in disgust.

You turned around to indeed find him staring. “What, Donnie? That was really mean that’s actually a real problem by the way” you scolded her. You were gonna let it slide until your other friend izzy jumped in. “Aww Donnie freak has a little crushy crushy on youuu. He probably jerks off every night to your yearbook photo” they both laugh. “Oh Y/n~ you look so beautiful~” she mocks in a moaning voice.

“Hey, stop teasing him. If anyone’s a freak, it’s you.” You snapped. “Why are you defending him? He’s weird.” Camille laughed.

You scoff “And so what? What if I like weird? What if I like the way he stares? I’m not gonna sit around with you fucking hookers any longer.” You go off, grabbing your food and walking over to Donnie’s table. What you didn’t know was, Donnie heard the whole thing.

“Seat taken?” You ask politely, gesturing to the seat next to him.

Your voice took him by surprise, as well as the fact you’re even talking to him. “Oh uh..no not at all..go ahead” he spoke shyly. He just couldn’t help but be shy around you. He felt your thigh brush against his as you sat down right next to him and gets red in the face.

“Your eyes are so- sorry never mind ignore that” he cuts himself off, covering his face in embarrassment. He couldn’t believe he almost confessed about how pretty you are! What a fucking loser! He thought yo himself “They’re what..” you waited patiently for an answer, scared of what he might say next. Ugly? Revolting?

“Pretty” your blush came just as fast as the words came out. “You’re a little weird.” You smile. “Sorry- I just-“ He looked down at the table. “It’s cute” you cut him off, smiling at him.

“What?..”

TO BE CONTINUED CHAT

But also I’m sorry that I divided them into two, I couldn’t really think of anything else yet but I hope you like it🙂

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donnie darko cuddling fluff would be super cute

Yesssss I got you bb

Ima make these into headcanons if you don’t mind

Um first of all, he loves thighs OMG

Please throw your legs over his and he is over the moon

Loves when you play with his hair especially when he sleeps

Speaking of sleeping, when you are cuddling and you are playing with his hair, he is less likely to sleep walk out the house and into the streets

He just feels so so so safe with you babyyyy😫

“No put them back!” He whined as you went to get up, removing your legs from over his

“Donnie I have to pee”

“Oh my godddddd just pee on me or Wtv I don’t care come backkk”

This resulted in a weird look btw

LOVES when you kiss his neck and his cheek while he sleeps

Frank is literally invested deadass

“Yo chat I think she want that”-frank

MWUAHHHHHH

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im watching house md because my medical science teacher put it on in class this year and i couldnt stop thinking about doctor robert chase

why is he a freak into bdsm

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my brain does this thing were i think that everyone looks like their profile picture irl, so i just assume that most of my mutuals look like gerard way

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TODD ANDERSON HEADCANONS (+blurbs) ༄

a/n: it’s officially fall in my town, that means its time to be fixated on dead poets society so be ready ;3 (ps. Anything I write is usually for all genders💕)

DATING HEADCANONS (50s-60s)

- actually so sweet

- big on words of affirmation, mostly when you say it to him. But I feel like everyone says thats “so him” so im gonna be different and say he loves gift giving. Not talking about him spoiling or anything but it would be cute if you made you bracelets all the time <33!!

- his love language might be gift giving but DO NOT. Give him gifts. (You will anyways.) because he doesn’t know how to react when he gets them. He gives off that energy who awkwardly opens birthday presents and doesn’t know whether to say thank you or not.

Todd has been making you so many things lately, poems, bracelets, flowers he made with paper. Really anything he could craft, you knew you had to get him something to just to be nice.

So you went into town and bought a sweater you thought would fit him nicely and waited until after school and he was studying in his dorm room to give it to him. You swing open the door without knocking

“Ohh Todd~” you say in a somewhat sing-song voice.

He looks up from his notebook, you can see that little nervous smile appear on his lips, even more so when he sees a box in your hand

“Whats that?”

You hand the box to him and immediately he looks nervous, he looks up at you, then the box, then at you, then finally opens it and pulls out the sweater

“Uhh..”

“Do you like it?” You ask.

“Uhm, ah, yeah. I-I do. I really do I just..how do I prove to you that I like it?”

- boy is definitely a cuddler, maybe not so much when hes awake but as soon as he falls asleep he is clinging onto you like he will fall off a cliff if he lets go.

- if you have younger siblings you would be more than happy to watch them for you, well, if they’re toddlers or babies. He would never babysit someone over the age of 10..worried they’ll be mean or something!

- give him a stuffed animal, he deserves it.

You walk into his dorm room holding onto your older stuffed animal, you dont even say anything you just hand it to him

“Whats thi-“ you cut him off

“I have to go on a field trip this week so you better take care of him!”

Todd nods quickly

“Trust me I will.”

HEADCANONS (modern au)

- read somewhere that he would totally play animal crossing and havent thought of anything else since

(taking you back to 2020 for this, so sorry😔)

Todd sat in your office chair, all curled up with his knees to his chin. He was holding his switch in his hands that you unsurprisingly got him for his birthday.

“What are ya doin?” You ask, leaning on his shoulder

“Animal Crossing.” He mumbles, almost like he was talking to himself. Damn that boy was FOCUSED.

- definitely had an “art ho” phase in 2018 dont come at me

- All these like headcanons say he would listen to really cool music but I feel like he would want to but doesn’t know how find cool artists (so me) so he would have to ask around😔

- definitely has a letterboxd

- I see him as a gossiper, dont come for me but if someone was caught vaping in the bathrooms he would definitely be the one to spread the info around (with the help of Neil because he told Neil first)

- WEARS CLAW CLIPS. Dont play w me rn. If it was a modern au i imagine his hair to be just a little longer, maybe surfacing to a wolf cut but just a lot shorter. Long enough where you could put half up in a claw clip (JUST IMAGINE IT)

- was a victim of the 2021 ed Sheeran jokes

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ooooh could you write for donnie darko? js something short n sweet for the halloween season :)

DONNIE DARKO HEADCANONSミ★ (+blurbs)

halloween edition!!!

a/n: writing this while i wait for my mom to pick me up because i need to study when i get home, so sorry if its rushed!! Sophomore slump is real😣

-It may take a bit of convincing but he will match costumes with you, even if you dont ask he will drop some hints that he wants to match but he will never go out and say it to you.

-this boy LOVES horror movies, so if you love them to be ready to spend all halloween weekend watch them. If you dont like horror movies and get scared easily he loves seeing your reactions and will hold you :)

-Im a baker, so im adding this. HALLOWEEN COOKIES. Donnie cant bake but he will happily taste test for you and wash your dishes.

You finish mixing your ingredients to make your halloween cookies, you pour the mixture onto a sheet. Donnie immediately stands up from his place on the floor and grabs your bowl to wash it

“You’re not gonna taste test it?” You ask.

“Its raw mix..wont I get salmonella or something?”

“Uhm..no?”

Donnie takes one finger and grabs some of the extra cookie mix

“You could have added more milk or something..” he mumbles to himself

“What?”

“Nothing.”

-Would love to trick or treat with you<3 he may be a bit embarrassed to do so at first since traditionally it’s a “childish” thing to do. He would probably feel a little better if you had a younger sibling (or cousin like i do) to take.

-If your costume involves fake blood or makeup !!LET HIM DO IT FOR YOU!!!

“donnie, its getting in my eye.” He just giggles and continues to put fake blood all over your face

“No, no its fine..” his tongue pokes put between his lips, he was really focused on putting this fake blood on you.

-Now to non-halloween headcanons

-This boy is nervous around your friends but also not?? Its a weird dynamic. Hes pretty quiet around them but if he over hears something its a rare occasion he may but in (especially if your talking about drama..SORRY BEING POPULAR HIGH-SCHOOL IS GETTING ME GUYS)

“Didn’t you hear? She got caught like smoking in the bathrooms” You whispered to your friends on the other side of you at the lunch table, Donnie sits next to you because you invited him to obviously.

Donnie looks over at you, he leans in as well.

“Who?”

-If you bring a water bottle to school be ready for him to drink all of it in like an hour

-Loves to doodle on your papers, will lean over if you’re working on a worksheet and maybe doodle a little bunny in the corner :) (frankkkk..)

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ok looking at my most recent johnny cade vs my first is actually wild to me