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[g0t-ri5h]

hiatus until 14/11

hey guys, i've been struggling to stay on top of things in life/uni and need a little bit of time to relax and refocus myself. hopefully i will come back RejUvEnAteD and ready <3 i will miss you all terribly

p.s. sorry to any of my chatzy friends who are waiting on replies, i may pop in and add to a few if i’m feeling up to it 

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The heck is a puckwudgie?

The longer I live here the more I’m realising this place isn’t normal. I feel like I’m trapped in a Stephen King novel and can’t get out. So tell me, what is the truth? Is there kind of toxin in the air that makes all of the towns citizens go batshit crazy?

I don’t really know her, but she didn’t seem very stable when we met in the woods. I thought since you were friends you might know why she was so on edge.

g0t-ri5h​:

[pm] Some other kind of animal? I suppose I’m not familiar with most of the wildlife here. I’m doing okay. Got my stitches out so that’s good. Have you heard from Regan? 

[pm] I didn’t see enough to tell for sure. Maybe a puckwudgie? They have some pretty big spikes. Either way, I think you’ve seen enough real porcupines to know that your injuries aren’t exactly proportionate to that, right? 

I don’t want to cause you unecessary distress, Margot, it’s hard enough being in college in a new place at your age. But I don’t know if you want me to tell you the truth or help you feel like everything is normal. They both have their pros and cons and obviously I have my personal philosphy on the matter, but it’s not something I should be deciding for you.

And I’ve heard from her a little. Do you think something’s wrong with her? 

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No, no. Not psychic. But, are you really planning to traverse through downtown White Crest bareback, buck naked on a horse? What is it you’re riding in protest of?? Halloween?

g0t-ri5h​:

I don’t know anyone who would have one, no. Is it for some kind of Halloween costume? Perhaps Lady Godiva?

Yes! It’s exactly for that! : D Are you psychic? Because no one else has guessed. Did you know that she was a friend of mine her ride through Coventry was because her husband told her the only way he would lower taxes on the people of the town was if she stripped naked a rode a horse through the streets? What a dick. But she showed him. 

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thebickedwitchoftherest​:

Then you’re probably missing out. Cece is a joy to be around. You definitely don’t need some random woman who looks nothing like her telling you that. 

Two things can be true, darling. I can be an Aunt and a mom. And AILF and a MILF. I’m multifaceted. 

She gave me access, to keep up with the going ons around town in her absense.

Good lord. This is what happens when we give boomers wifi...  I can’t wait to meet her. You’re already quite the delight. 

Any plans to use your AILF/MILF skills on the people of White Crest? I hear they have many singles mixers at some of the bars in town. Provided you’re single, or even if you’re not I suppose.

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cryxmercy​:

Unfortunately, a bike won’t work for what I’m planning. But thanks for the offer. I appreciate it. Do you /know/ anyone who has a horse?

I don’t know anyone who would have one, no. Is it for some kind of Halloween costume? Perhaps Lady Godiva?

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

[pm] You probably haven’t heard of what I think it is, and that’s okay. How are you healing up?

[pm] Some other kind of animal? I suppose I’m not familiar with most of the wildlife here. I’m doing okay. Got my stitches out so that’s good. Have you heard from Regan? 

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cryxmercy​:

Does anyone have a horse I can borrow? 

Nope. I have a bike?

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] It isn’t too late for you to leave.

[pm] Thanks for the warm welcome.

[user logs off]

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aimeebarbs​:

HELLO, people. I’ve recently gotten access to a Netflix account through definitely reputable means, so I was just wondering: what’d you recommend for a lady into romance, adventure, and drama? Mostly drama, though. Y’all know how it is.

I don’t know about romance or adventure, but there’s some great documentaries on there. I particularly enjoy those which focus on serial killers and cybersecurity.

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thebickedwitchoftherest​:

Never fear citizens of White Crest. Yes, perhaps Cece is going out of town for what may seem like forever but is actually a very short period of time hopefully. 

But in her stead you get me. Who is definitely not Cece. I’m…. I don’t fucking know… Her aunt! Her equally funny and definitely a MILF aunt. 

I don’t know a Cece, but wouldn’t that make you an AILF? Also, how did you manage to hack her account??

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kadavernagh​:

Are you telling me the truth, Margot? I know of several people who I suppose that’s to be expected. I don’t know that I would be able to sleep either, if I went to school in this town.

I’m starting to regret transferring here. White Crest seems like it’s trying to get rid of me.

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

[pm] Not even a little bit.

[pm] I could swear I saw one hobbling off after I fell. But, tell me, what’s your theory, Prof?

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kadavernagh​:

Why are you unable to sleep? 

Scary nightmares. Insomnia.

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

[pm] Fingers crossed.

Yes. But everyone’s knowledge has gaps, you know?

[pm] You don’t think it was a porcupine?

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kadavernagh​:

The chances of you having scarlet fever as low. Don’t use WebMD. Are you still sick, though? And I don’t see how breaking a mirror could possibly be correlated to any of this. I’ve broken many.

I’m still not... well? I have more injuries than I care to count and sleep deprivation is turning my mind to mush. The mirror was just an unfortunate occurrence. Along with the porcupine quill...

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mor-beck-more-problems​:

[pm] You should get one of those knee scooters that help you wheel places, or something else hands free. White Crest tends to go a little ‘baptism by fire,’ but we should try not to get you any more hurt this semester.

Can I ask what…happened, exactly?

[pm] I’m steering clear of nature walks and classroom tornadoes. Let’s hope that works.

I still don’t quite know. Regan says it was a porcupine quill, but it all happened so fast. I’m taking her word for it. She’s the doctor after all... or was?

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kadavernagh​:

[pm] I’d wish you good luck if I believed in luck. But I don’t think you’ll have great difficulty getting that extension.

I can’t explain that to you.

[pm] Very well. I’ll figure that out for myself. 

I thought I could come install that computer for you sometime soon. A token of my gratitude. That is, if you still need it now that you’ve resigned.