gaiusjuliuscaesar

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

yo guys wtf

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

I think I deserve a crown being offered to me three times at least. as a treat

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys why does everyone keep telling me to have a knife day? lol

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

Those things aren’t daggers are they

she beware on my ides till i march

come home my love i have things i want to put in you 🫦

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys what does it mean if someone keeps telling me to beware the ides of march? the ides of march have COME lol

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

who give a shit! look at my brutus :3 NOW!!!!

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[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

ancient rome was so romantic they had mob violence civil wars political assassinations electoral fraud too many kinds of discriminatory practices. and beautiful senatorial polycules <3

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

hey guys feeling very excited for the big senate meeting today. lots to discuss. really hoping all goes well for me, julius caesar, at this big senate meeting on the the 15th of march,

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

I would love that. I meeaaan we need to find his grave to desecrate it so that could be kind of a bonding thing. Like maybe we’d get lost and our fingers would touch over the top of one of those decayed old hiking signboards. And we’d look at each other and in the silence and space between us there would be something greater than distance or words. And then we’d get food poisoning from drinking sewage water near Cicero’s unmarked grave.

Hey cutie. was thinking we could maybe dig up Cicero’s body together sometime

hello jorjeous im down whenever youre down <333 we can even desecrate his grave. haha im kidding. haha. unless

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

Rip Octavian you would have loved brat summer

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

Very sorry, I was not back

where did you go kitten

what if i told you i’m back

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

thinking of you... my best friend my lover </3

I will always be yours, kitten. Come here and take me to a museum and we can stare lovingly at all the Roman weapons

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

where did you go kitten

what if i told you i’m back

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

I have to share my elf bars with you all the time why can’t you just buy your own

Marcus Licinus Crassus

marcus licinus crassus

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

It’s Julius Caesar’s birthday, July 12! You know what that means? Time to roast him mercilessly!

It is probably not true that Sulla said, “In him I see many a Marius.” However, he did refer to Caesar as the “badly-belted boy” and criticize him for not wearing a toga properly. (Suet. Iul. 45)

Cicero found it harm to take him seriously as a threat to the republic because, among other things, Caesar was very fussy about not messing up his hair. (Plut. Caes. 4)

In 57 BCE he declared “All of Gaul has been pacified!” to the Senate. Immediately afterward, Gaul revolted, and the war continued for another six years. (Caes. BG 3.7.1, Morstein-Marx 2021, p.220)

Caesar swore under oath that he “did not have sexual relations with that king.” That’s not the silly part. The silly part is that he was already dictator of Rome and the alleged affair had happened over 30 years ago, so he effectively just brought more attention to it. (Dio 43.20.4)

There are five wounds from the assassination we can trace specifically, and Brutus, whose mom Caesar had been screwing, stabbed him in the groin. (Plut. Caes. 66.6)

And let’s not forget the time Caesar and his men nearly died because they got stuck on the wrong side of the English Channel, and the Romans didn’t try to conquer Britain again for another 98 years.

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The reason they call them busts is because Cicero big naturals