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Deleting this account tomorrow

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This is the art I just finished making for them a half month ago per their request

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after three years I'm getting ghosted

he ghosted me

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he ghosted me

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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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This exact holiday combo post can only happen once every 33 years.

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I just learned I'm 10,000 dollars in debt

I will have no tv or internet after may 5th also

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Thank you Tumblr

"ill play zomboid until 1:25 so I have time for work :)"

- me, 12:00

It is 12:35 and it's still loading

I'll need manscapes by the time I get to start

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"ill play zomboid until 1:25 so I have time for work :)"

- me, 12:00

It is 12:35 and it's still loading

I'll need manscapes by the time I get to start

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Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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Squairy

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Shrimp

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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

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This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

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God, having opinions on tumblr is superior in every way to having opinions on twitter. I post on here about how we should get over Harry Potter because JKR's a terf on a blog with [redacted] followers and nary a harsh word, while on twitter with my 300 followers I criticize a video game man and stans swarm me for 48 whole human hours baying for blood

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“fandoms are dying”

yeah well here’s a cool idea: start creating and start reblogging. leave nice comments to your favorite creators. send them prompts. start interacting with others. sounds wild, right? start it today. keep these fandoms alive.