34, they/them. Burn Notice, House MD, MASH, etc, Hurt/comfort, activism. AO3: Rileyspork
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For the like three people on here who have watched Touching Evil (2004/US)
Coming back from not posting fic since August 3rd bc I had to finally deal with the fact I was drinking and not sleeping and burned out, to post a fic about Creegan not sleeping and burning out!
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It took me so long to figure out this pun I was originally reading that title IN THE NEWSPAPER when I was trying to figure out to watch for the day going through the listings
I have no memory of the first time I saw M*A*S*H. It was almost ubiquitously playing on some channel or another, I knew liked it, and I was a very autistic little kid. It must have been playing at least 40% of the time I was watching TV as an adolescent.
Today I figured out that "Guerilla My Dreams" is a play on "girl of my dreams".
I am 34 years old.
I am not good at puns.
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When I had isopods as pets they eventually got sick of my shit and stopped even bothering to scuttle when I checked in on them 😂
hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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I have no memory of the first time I saw M*A*S*H. It was almost ubiquitously playing on some channel or another, I knew liked it, and I was a very autistic little kid. It must have been playing at least 40% of the time I was watching TV as an adolescent.
Today I figured out that "Guerilla My Dreams" is a play on "girl of my dreams".
I am 34 years old.
I am not good at puns.
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It takes me three hours to go one mile on this trail...
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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Weird that Hugh Laurie is opposite Stephen Fry on this that does not make me happy

Keep an eye on who agrees to this; with a cast this size there are going to be a lot of actors we're all going to be very unhappy with real soon
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Just so people know, epilepsy warnings aren’t about, like, purity culture, or online leftists acting as if disabled people are real. It’s about my mom
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Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding
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I love that Gus just knows random stuff that’s important to the plot. It’s such lazy writing and I love it with all of my soul because that is so psych. Oh yeah of course Gus knows regional zip codes you mean you don’t???
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i think when lassie has his longer hair he'll sometimes pull it into a manbun to get it out of his face but he doesn't have hair ties so he uses like a rubber band and they always break and tangle in his hair, and when jules notices she lets him borrow some hair ties and later like a scrunchie or something. slowly lassie learns he likes looking pretty like that and lets jules and marlowe do his hair and it awakens something in her
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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
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I think Shawn’s real special ability is his eyesight. How tf is he reading minuscule print upside down from 10 feet away
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