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i miss last summer when everyone was playing pokémon go that was so nice it felt like everyone was happy

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Things Programmers Shout #625

”No… don’t do this! Don’t do this!” // submitted by @rainaramsay

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Things Programmers Shout #623

“Oh my god, finally.” 

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The coolest bumblebee ever.

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Things Programmers Shout #616

“OH MY FREAKING GOD WHY DOES ADDING QUOTATION MARKS TO SOMETHING I AM SUPPOSED TO ADD THEM TO BREAK MY CODE WHY WHY WHY!” // submitted by anonymous

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These two had my back for years.  I have to give them a little credit.

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one of my favorite things about LazyTown is how Robbie always tries to do these really mean things all the time but then when he’s shown any sort of kindness whatsoever he just CAN’T continue with his plot anymore and he just gets all smiley and awkward and nervous about the possibility of the kids actually LIKING him

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when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

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People who are complaining about Superman’s glasses disguising his identity have obviously never worn glasses. You take them off around your friends, people who see you every single day, and they’re like ,,WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT! IS THAT HOW YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE?! NO WAY! WHO ARE YOU???“

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The only reason I’d consider becoming a chemistry teacher would be so that on the first day I can dress up as Snape and give the new students the “bottle fame, brew glory” speech.

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Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

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Yep!

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

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How was Rutger Hauer unprofessional?

He refused to learn his lines, and then just cut lines out of his dialog because he was lazy. He also tried repeatedly to cut my dialog because it made it easier for him to not know his own dialog. He was belligerent to anyone who disagreed with him. He didn’t respect the director or any of the other actors.

I could go on and on, but that’s basically the gist of it.

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listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something