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@saud6225​ @reachinggoalsneverattempted​ @phoenix-the-werewolf​ @sautejada737gt5asj6​ @futurebundy98-blog​ @darazsdailydick​ @renecknextdoor​ @batgayxenaposts​ @fantastique-bastard​ @athena-keeganw95w3​ @dudoreva-stanislava7b0jaqu​ @whathedonedidsaid​ @melanie7159-blog​ @arcadiabayfool​ @imgoinghomo​ @blacklynx14​ @bypucoxitocoteri192220​ @salty-red-mage​ @velvetwood​ @halcyonsmoke​ @brutalboybreaker​ @markariszl7​ @spiritus-mundi-shop​ @ghostthebarber​ @jakestainbackmusic​ @kippachu​ @glitchandtaco​ @sa-ssu​ @haskill​ @hobbit-97​ @updatedjesus​ @princecharlesl2​ @elivirale1-blog​ @karinapradita​ @michela-marg00​ @manestudiosoffical​ @happypainternacho-blog​ @lolitainspirations​ @burgeoninglilies​ @impossibleinternetwhispers-blog​ @kdmiller9391-blog​ @theanswerthatincreasinglyappeals​ @wunderwelt2014​ @cantikalamilove​ @steamgothsociety​ @tyleroakleysbooty-blog​ @roselynfulmore​ @ambreauna​ @tattsandbutts​ @partblartmartcart​ @galacticgrandpa-blog​ @hoaysmith​ @dawnofthedrawn​ @squirtle-daddy​ @shiftgig​ @laughawaythe-tears​ @disaprove​ @princess-sugartits​ @thebarexpert​ @ahnsooah​ @13thfloorvendetta​ @fairykeixelegantgothloli​ @kerrruh-blog​ @discovering-a-great-perhaps-blog​ @crawfordamc​ @non-in-questa-vita​ @fabula-unica​ @blueboxsociopathrevolutionfeels​ @toonies-loonies-coloured-bills​ @werepuppy-stalker-darazs-blog​ @thegalaxybabyz​ @spoopyscarysarah​ @lync452​ @slavic-squatting-by-the-sea​ @xeralita​ @the-hamsterdance​ @55555as​ @buckyflippingbarnes​ @thatsgonnaputhairbackonmychest​ @runescapeshit​ @spellboundsirena​ @aspectofbane​ @brian8shaun​ @uniiangel​ @charlienicoleperkins-blog​ @espresso-con-cunt​ @tigerofdespair​ @abohemian0505​ @otakuklub​ @anjwagspanda​ @donnashoutingattheworld-blog​ @wherethepageends​ @homosexualjesus​ @thatonevampire​ @jaycanuck​ @bara-butt-climax​ @stubbykeno​ @kennaraexo-blog​ @brieandbacon​ @rottingwaifu​ @startrekkin-kirkkkkk​ @thewalkingdan91​ @ex-ailee-ai​ @ladycerebellum13​ @cannabalistic-fawn​ @ermerlier​ @the-asylum-leech-blog​ @uninvitedlayerofbaklava​ @life-is-a-lonely-road-blog​

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@saud6225​ @reachinggoalsneverattempted​ @phoenix-the-werewolf​ @sautejada737gt5asj6​ @futurebundy98-blog​ @darazsdailydick​ @renecknextdoor​ @batgayxenaposts​ @fantastique-bastard​ @athena-keeganw95w3​ @dudoreva-stanislava7b0jaqu​ @whathedonedidsaid​ @melanie7159-blog​ @arcadiabayfool​ @imgoinghomo​ @blacklynx14​ @bypucoxitocoteri192220​ @salty-red-mage​ @velvetwood​ @halcyonsmoke​ @brutalboybreaker​ @markariszl7​ @spiritus-mundi-shop​ @ghostthebarber​ @jakestainbackmusic​ @kippachu​ @glitchandtaco​ @sa-ssu​ @haskill​ @hobbit-97​ @updatedjesus​ @princecharlesl2​ @elivirale1-blog​ @karinapradita​ @michela-marg00​ @manestudiosoffical​ @happypainternacho-blog​ @lolitainspirations​ @burgeoninglilies​ @impossibleinternetwhispers-blog​ @kdmiller9391-blog​ @theanswerthatincreasinglyappeals​ @wunderwelt2014​ @cantikalamilove​ @steamgothsociety​ @tyleroakleysbooty-blog​ @roselynfulmore​ @ambreauna​ @tattsandbutts​ @partblartmartcart​ @galacticgrandpa-blog​ @hoaysmith​ @dawnofthedrawn​ @squirtle-daddy​ @shiftgig​ @laughawaythe-tears​ @disaprove​ @princess-sugartits​ @thebarexpert​ @ahnsooah​ @13thfloorvendetta​ @fairykeixelegantgothloli​ @kerrruh-blog​ @discovering-a-great-perhaps-blog​ @crawfordamc​ @non-in-questa-vita​ @fabula-unica​ @blueboxsociopathrevolutionfeels​ @toonies-loonies-coloured-bills​ @werepuppy-stalker-darazs-blog​ @thegalaxybabyz​ @spoopyscarysarah​ @lync452​ @slavic-squatting-by-the-sea​ @xeralita​ @the-hamsterdance​ @55555as​ @buckyflippingbarnes​ @thatsgonnaputhairbackonmychest​ @runescapeshit​ @spellboundsirena​ @aspectofbane​ @brian8shaun​ @uniiangel​ @charlienicoleperkins-blog​ @espresso-con-cunt​ @tigerofdespair​ @abohemian0505​ @otakuklub​ @anjwagspanda​ @donnashoutingattheworld-blog​ @wherethepageends​ @homosexualjesus​ @thatonevampire​ @jaycanuck​ @bara-butt-climax​ @stubbykeno​ @kennaraexo-blog​ @brieandbacon​ @rottingwaifu​ @startrekkin-kirkkkkk​ @thewalkingdan91​ @ex-ailee-ai​ @ladycerebellum13​ @cannabalistic-fawn​ @ermerlier​ @the-asylum-leech-blog​ @uninvitedlayerofbaklava​ @life-is-a-lonely-road-blog​

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My girl Alex is out here exposing all of the shit that no one says about congress and I am LIVING for it

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Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

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The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

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get to know me meme: musicians [2/3] - EMILIE AUTUMN

“Studies show: Intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like. Don’t think for a beat it makes it better when you sit her down and tell her everything gonna be all right. She knows in society she either is a devil or an angel with no in between. She speaks in the third person so she can forget that she’s me.”

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When you’re a ghost and the new owners put ugly decorations in the house 

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confession: i am Not sick of uptown funk at all i still throw down every single time i hear it and will for the entire rest of my life. catch me at 100 years old hearing “DUP. DUT DOODOOT DUT DOODOOT,” launching out of my wheelchair and screaming WOOAHHH THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD

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Things my dentist has actually said to me:

“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”

“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”

“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”

“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”

“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”

“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”

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Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

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The fact that I am not singing ABBA on a Greek Island wearing a Boho Chic orange skirt, platform heels, and a floppy hat while the world falls in love with me is criminal.

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every episode of Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon Ramsay sits across a filthy table from a sweaty, aging man. the restaurant is cavernous, yet only six tables can be seen, each in various states of disarray. there are two customers: one is sending back her food and the other is dead at the bar. Rats crawl in and out of his pockets and open mouth.

sweaty, aging man: never in my 47 years here have i ever gotten a complaint

Gordon Ramsay: you’re a weak, Small Man. your food is frozen, the beef is raw. Fuck You

young employee:

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

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I found a TTS voice that was perfect for an audio version of this post.

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every episode of Kitchen Nightmares

Gordon Ramsay sits across a filthy table from a sweaty, aging man. the restaurant is cavernous, yet only six tables can be seen, each in various states of disarray. there are two customers: one is sending back her food and the other is dead at the bar. Rats crawl in and out of his pockets and open mouth.

sweaty, aging man: never in my 47 years here have i ever gotten a complaint

Gordon Ramsay: you’re a weak, Small Man. your food is frozen, the beef is raw. Fuck You

young employee: