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I love my discord server

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Bestie I love you but what the fuck

Hello people of the Grievous fandom

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OOC//

I present to you a multi-layered shitpost

Context below the cut

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Sir what

aw naw dawg they done gone n deadnamedt grievius in tha lago movie yaw lawd heav marcy

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Bentilais: hey guys did you know that if you ate 40,000 bananas in the span of 10 minutes, you would die from radiation poisoning

Qymaen: ah yes! The RADIATION would be what kills you!

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Bentilais: what's your name miss?

Ronderu: My name's Deez

Bentilais: Deez what's miss?

Ronderu: DEEZ NU- *gets thrown into a pond*

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Ronderu, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Bentilais, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Ronderu: you know what?

Ronderu, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Qymaen, trembling: What are we playing?

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IBC Grievous, explaining to the Izvrosha on how he designed and made the magnaguards: if you do the thing

Grievous: and you do it right

Grievous: and you don't fuck it up-

Grievous: it works

Grievous: it just works

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Someone: Are you a boy or a girl?

Ronderu: I’m the Incubus

Someone: No like, what’s in your pants?

Ronderu, taking out a switchblade: A knife

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(eyes of Revolution)

Grievous, in the bacta tank: HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME???

San Hill: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!

Grievous:

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Lots of people have been asking me to "post memes with Grievous before he got exploded" so buckle up and prepare for some pure gremlin energy.

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You had me “adopts a child”

I don't know how to respond to this but you're welcome I guess

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I cannot use the tags for some reason but here we go

"Local robo lizard remembers he has morals and accidentally adopts a child. It goes south from there."

Describe the plot/concept of something you’re working on in the tags, but poorly.

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Did you have to go out and expose me like this?

Grievous always looks like he just woke up and it’s because it’s true. Whenever he stands still for too long he just goes to sleep like a phone

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Kix: child. For the last time. It’s called. strawberry hibiscus.

Fives: strawberry hippie bitch

Kix:

Kix: {grabs a scalpel}

Kix, being held back by Jesse and Hardcase: YOU WILL BE UNDONE