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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
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i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick
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*girl on the brink of self destruction* i miss academia
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The Plastics wearing Graphic T-Shirts – Mean Girls (2004)
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my collection of "weird social practices that are too funny to be considered rude"


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sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna
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wdym u need space? are the 3 layers of skin between us not enough?
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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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