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Jamel: Umair, how do I become a white spotted jellyfish?

Umair: Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Jamel: Okay, WOW.

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Folke: You need a hobby.

Leon: I have a hobby.

Folke: Being sad isn't a hobby, Leon.

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Waitress: Hello, what can I get you?

Gillian: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN

Tyrese: Eggs. She would like some eggs.

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Rebecca: I’m not very good at talking to boys.

Chase: It’s easy! It’s just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.

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Ben: Do blind people see their dreams?

Ben: Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Joe: Do you ever shut the fuck up?

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Nermina: You'll be okay.

Joe: Don't know. Blood's supposed to be on the inside.

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Milo: You remind me of the ocean.

Meredith: Why?

Milo: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

Meredith:

Milo:

Meredith:

Milo: Also you almost drowned me.

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Alejandro: Did it hurt?

Raphael: Did what hurt?

Alejandro: When you broke through the Earth’s crust ascending from hell.

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Shannon: Hey, it's a known fact that the oldest is always the favorite. Mom and Dad got it right the first time.

Shiloh: Then why did they keep trying?

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Piper: I wasn't that drunk last night.

Suji: You were flirting with Sophia last night.

Piper: So? She's my girlfriend.

Suji: You asked her if she was single and cried when she said she wasn't.

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Michael: Uh, Miss B, you left the child lock on.

Raven: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Michael: What?! Isn’t it illegal to leave your child locked in the car?!

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Leon: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies. I don’t even like Harry Potter!

Oliver: That’s insane! You love Harry Potter! You’ve seen all eight movies!

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Meredith: This...is a bucket.

Carmen: Dear God...

Meredith: There's more.

Carmen: No..................

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Raphael: Holy shit, hell hounds.

Alejandro: Raphael, you know I hate it when you swear!

Raphael: You're right. I'm sorry. Holy shit, heck hounds.

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Chase: Dear Santa, I've been good this year.

Chase: Most of the year.

Chase: Once in awhile.

Chase: Nevermind. I'll buy my own stuff.

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*Otis gets a paper cut*

Otis: crap that hurt.

Raven: Baby-

Otis: Nows not the time for pet names, I'm bleeding out.

Raven: No, I was calling you a baby. Jesus, man up

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Polina: Florian, are you getting enough sleep?

Florian: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.