Like a dandilion up through the pavement; I persist. 18+ , she/her.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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rereading dracula after reading carmilla for the first time really makes me appreciate carmilla's efficiency in securing a place. dracula had to deal with all the logistics of the housing market meanwhile carmilla just crashed her car on someone's lawn and she got a cushy guest room and a girlfriend out of it. carmilla the woman you are
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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The revolution needs you to brush your teeth.
This ask went hard, but you are correct.
The revolution needs you to brush your teeth. Crippling pain and debt from having bad and rotted teeth makes you easier for the oligarchy to control.
The revolution needs you to brush your teeth.
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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