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The music in Sherlock Holmes’s head when he has a case

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

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Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

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love when stories inflict unspeakable horrors onto a person for no real reason. its not karma. its not payback. its not a lesson. its not your fault. no ones even out to get you in particular. youre not the chosen one or special or anything. it just sorta happened and you were there. sorry man

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John Watson: As a doctor, the first rule I live by is do no harm!

John holding a gun: My second rule is take no shit.

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Honestly, The Final Problem is a very nice and cosy story, if you just ignore the part where Holmes dies

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making a collection

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the problem with having seen avatar the last airbender even once is that you're never again going to be able to think of the words "secret tunnel" without That Fucking Song popping up into your head again

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sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

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think that everyone has their own personal theme in life

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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Picture this: you are little whiney rat faced man James Ryder and you just lost something incredibly valuable that you stole because you are incompetent. Two men approach you, one who seems to know everything about you and the other who doesn't say anything at all. You get into a cab with them to go to some unknown secondary location. They make you sit in the middle. Neither of them speak for the entire thirty minutes. You are sweating.

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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