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gwen: what’s an eight letter word for disappointment?
finney: terrance
gwen: it fits!
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*playing the floor is lava*
billy, griffin, vance, robin and bruce standing on furniture
finney just laying face down on the floor
finney: i’ve accepted my fate
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bruce: what’s the most efficient way to burn calories?
billy: exercise more!
finney: set yourself on fire.
vance: there are two kinds of people
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bruce: *slides papers to finney from across the table, vance standing behind him with his hands on his hips*
bruce: sign please!
finney: *doesn’t hesitate and signs it*
finney: what did i just sign?
vance: congratulations, you’re adopted.
finney: wha?
bruce: i’m your mom and vance is your dad! welcome to the family, son!
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finney: i started seeing someone
bruce: as in dating or hallucinations?
finney: a therapist actually
vance: THANK FUCKING GOD!!
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robin: if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will.
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robin: why are you standing on the table?
finney: this is my house and i may stand wherever i like!
robin: where’s the spider?
finney: it’s in the corner over there, do you mind—
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robin: can i ask you a favor?
finney: i would literally die for you but continue.
robin: we need to talk to you about starting sentences that way.
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vance: the only thing i’m guilty of is being adorable… and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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finney: i’m gonna need a human skull but you can’t ask why.
griffin: only if you also don’t ask why.
griffin: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*
finney: …
finney, grabbing a skull: this one will do.
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vance: is this a good idea?
vance: probably not.
vance: do i care?
vance: no.
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*sees robin doing something stupid*
finney: what an idiot
finney: wait! that’s my idiot!
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bruce: whatcha doin?
vance: stealing my neighbors cat
bruce: scandalous.
bruce: can i help?
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bruce: what happened to your nose?
finney: i used it to break some guys fist
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billy: why are robin and finney sitting with their backs to each other?
griffin: they had a fight
billy: then why are they holding hands?
griffin: they get sad when they fight
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vance: i fucking hate albert shaw
bruce: watch your language, griffin is with us
vance: my bad
vance: i fucking hate—
vance: *covers griffin’s ears*
vance: albert shaw
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