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gwen: what’s an eight letter word for disappointment?

finney: terrance

gwen: it fits!

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*playing the floor is lava*

billy, griffin, vance, robin and bruce standing on furniture

finney just laying face down on the floor

finney: i’ve accepted my fate

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bruce: what’s the most efficient way to burn calories?

billy: exercise more!

finney: set yourself on fire.

vance: there are two kinds of people

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bruce: *slides papers to finney from across the table, vance standing behind him with his hands on his hips*

bruce: sign please!

finney: *doesn’t hesitate and signs it*

finney: what did i just sign?

vance: congratulations, you’re adopted.

finney: wha?

bruce: i’m your mom and vance is your dad! welcome to the family, son!

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finney: i started seeing someone

bruce: as in dating or hallucinations?

finney: a therapist actually

vance: THANK FUCKING GOD!!

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robin: if karma doesn’t hit you, i fucking will.

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robin: why are you standing on the table?

finney: this is my house and i may stand wherever i like!

robin: where’s the spider?

finney: it’s in the corner over there, do you mind—

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robin: can i ask you a favor?

finney: i would literally die for you but continue.

robin: we need to talk to you about starting sentences that way.

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vance: the only thing i’m guilty of is being adorable… and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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finney: i’m gonna need a human skull but you can’t ask why.

griffin: only if you also don’t ask why.

griffin: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag*

finney: …

finney, grabbing a skull: this one will do.

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vance: is this a good idea?

vance: probably not.

vance: do i care?

vance: no.

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*sees robin doing something stupid*

finney: what an idiot

finney: wait! that’s my idiot!

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bruce: whatcha doin?

vance: stealing my neighbors cat

bruce: scandalous.

bruce: can i help?

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bruce: what happened to your nose?

finney: i used it to break some guys fist

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billy: why are robin and finney sitting with their backs to each other?

griffin: they had a fight

billy: then why are they holding hands?

griffin: they get sad when they fight

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vance: i fucking hate albert shaw

bruce: watch your language, griffin is with us

vance: my bad

vance: i fucking hate—

vance: *covers griffin’s ears*

vance: albert shaw