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au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.
every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)
imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.
aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.
people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.
a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.
elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.
kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.
people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.
just think about this, guys.
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A running list of all the people Donald Trump has offended while running for President:
Women
Mexican people

Black people
Iowans

New Jerseyans
Jewish people

People with disabilities
Refugees fleeing the Islamic State group

Overweight people
Asian people
Veterans
Native Americans

Muslims
America, this is your Republican presidential front runner. These highlights don’t even mention babies, civilians and half the country.
(This post will be updated as Donald Trump continues to distribute his two cents’ worth.)
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You’re trash but it’s ok BC it’s garbage can not garbage cannot !
@illuminatirps (via byerps)
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is it just me.. but when i have chapped lips, instead of applying on chapstick or petroleum jelly, i have the urge to peel off the dead skin with my fingers til it bleeds
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Blessings in my ass
Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"
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I’m going to keep bringing this up because the fact that so many people understand what it’s like to be ridiculed for being over weight from a young age disgusts me. I know many people will re-tweet or reblog this out of humor and I don’t find it funny at all cause all the things that they tweet about is a moment that actually happens and is devastating. If you don’t think that a mother has told her daughter she’s worthless and no guy will ever look at her because she’s over weight you r wrong and if you also don’t think a girl or guy has cried in a store trying on clothing cause they think they aren’t worth it you would be wrong again. And also if you notice it’s not just girls who have this problem boys do to and I personally believe we should stop fat shaming especially towards young children who will grow up thinking they are worthless. Rant over.
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#team checks themselves out in every reflective surface they walk by
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replace one word of your url with bitch
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So I play this game called Episode, it’s a iPhone game, maybe for androids too?? Idk I’m sorry I am a iPhone hoe, and there’s this story called “Bad Boy Bachelor” and I kind of want a plot on that, cause cool.... or I also want a 4x4 on Real World, nice hmu.
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Excuse Me🙋 Do Me Or Lose Me ❌🙅 Get Me💁🏼 To The Bedroom🛏 Do Your Duty 😘🍥 Milkshake 🍥 Milkshake 🍥 Bet You Like😍 Some Of That Strawberry 🍓🍓 Like A Wave 🌚♒️Gonna Come Tsunami 🌊🌊Wanna Take This Ride💃 Better Hurry 🏃🏃🏃🔜 Cos Me On You There’s A Million🚮 And They All Wanna Huh! 👅My Brazilian🔻
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playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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I still kinda want a boxer bieber off of Southpaw like maybe we can skip over where she dies OR WE CAN DO WHERE SHE DOES DIE AND HE HAS THE KID AND MEETS SOMEONE NEW AND SHE HELPS HIM WITH HIS DAUGHTER BECAUSE SHE LOVES KIDS AND SHE HELPS HIM COPE AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY FALL IN LOVE OR NO SOUTH PAW AND WE CAN START FROM SCRATCH AND HE SEES HER IN HIS UNDER GROUND MATCH OR MAYBE THEY COULD BOTH BE HOT HEAD BOXERS!!
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