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Sabrina: Damn it!
Hilda: Sabrina! We don’t use bad words in the house.
Zelda, in the distance: FUCK!
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Zelda: Are you trying to seduce me?
Lilith: Why? Are you seducible?
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Zelda: Are you ready to commit
Lilith: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
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Sabrina: I need your advice on something.
Zelda: Like you'll take it.
Sabrina: I take your advice!
Zelda: *raises eyebrow*
Sabrina: ...occasionally.
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Mary: I'm a little scared of Hilda.
Sabrina: She wouldn't hurt a fly!
Mary: That's reassuring.
Zelda: She would kill a man, though.
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Zelda: Sometimes I forget my siblings actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.
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tell me they didn't know what they were doing by putting this shot in the movie, I dare you
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Lilith: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Zelda: I wake up at 4:30am
Lilith:
Lilith: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Lilith: if a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views.I have no principles.
Zelda: well maybe you should have principles
Lilith: You’re right I should
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Zelda: Yesterday I overheard Sabrina say to Lilith, "Are you sure this is a good idea?", and Lilith replied with “Trust me."
Zelda: I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.
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Sabrina: Hey Lilith , can we go with you to Hell?
Lilith: What did Zelda say?
Sabrina: She said no.
Lilith: So why are you asking me
Sabrina: Because she's not the boss of you.
Lilith, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap it's-
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Lilith: what is up with this neighborhood?! some van just pulled up and these creepy characters are getting out!
Hilda: that is a school bus Lilith, and those are children, my love.
Lilith: well i don't like the way they're looking at me
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No TV show or movie I will ever watch is worth starving a writer from their home.
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Lilith: So I told Zelda to fight her demons, and that's the last thing I remember before getting knocked out.
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Lilith: You fainted, do you remember anything?
Zelda: Only the ambulance ride
Lilith: that wasn't an ambulance ride, I drove you
Zelda: But I heard a siren?
Lilith: that was Hilda
Hilda: sorry I got nervous
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