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My mom: Hey, Julia? Me: What? Mom: Somebody just touched me but when I turned no one was there. Me: Yeah, that happened to me the other day Mom: What? Really? You aren’t lying right? Me: No, really. I was in the bathroom and then I felt someone touch my shoulder but when I turned around no one was there, not even the cat. Mom: The cat couldn’t reach that high anyway. Mom: … Mom: We need to clean up around the house cause if we end up on the news they’re gonna see all this shit. Me: Why? Are you planning on getting killed by a ghost? Mom: … Well, maybe. Just in case. Mom: … Can you get me the WD40 off that shelf? Me: What? Why? Are ghosts afraid of WD40? Mom: Yeah! Mom: *makes spraying sound and pretends to spray* Mom: *mumbles to herself in a deep voice* You can’t squeak now!
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My mom just sent me this video without any context??
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In my sleep I have dreams where I'm actually happy. In those dreams I'm not trying to be as smart as I could be. I makes me want to sleep forever.
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YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!! That is what everyone says when you are begin consumed by your own self pity. At any second it feels like you are going to fall apart into trillions of pieces because It feels like the cells that makes your body don't want to be you any more and they would be happier just unraveling into a ball of matter rather staying together in there current form which it is me. YOU ARE NEVER ALONE!! Is that what they going to say as I am unraveling and all I can do is reach my hand up with this look in my eyes that says I need help.
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I love so much. But the love does not come back to me. Why do I still love?
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I am sinking. I can no longer keep myself afloat. I can't even try, Because I am tried. I can no longer pretend that I'm not drowning on the air I am supposed to breath. It's just suffocating.
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when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat
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When you got that Friday feeling
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If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.
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Humanity is just an unsolvable equation, but everyone is looking for the answer.
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When you run into a small Pokemon with a high CP
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me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system: worry not
school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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