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am i misunderstanding something or did the writers goof up carlos' star sign this episode? in episode 51, he was implied to be a taurus, but in this episode (272), it seems like he's been implied to be an aries, or possibly a pisces? and the weather was during taurus
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every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever
#this is actually part of why i can't drive#and why i quit theatre for a while#those two things are connected
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if u were a huge asshole as a kid. and u still feel guilty over it. especially with tumblr's evil bullshit moral stance that you can never be forgiven for cruelty you've done in the past - even as a kid - bc "omg *i* knew better as a kid, you were being bad as a kid bc you're just a bad person" - it is literally just Not True. you do not have to hold the weight your guilt for the rest of your life. the person you are & the way you choose to act Now is the only indicator of whether you are a "good" person or not. if you understand the mistakes you made & choose to be compassionate & kind instead, there is no need to feel like you've lacked absolution - you find it for yourself in your growth into the person you want to be
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what the hell sure
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custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did
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The main character of the last TV show you watched is now your therapist. How’s it working for you?
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The more you look into a lot of famous tumblr Kickstarter scams with your thirty-something brain the more it’s like. Man these weren’t even scams they were just incredibly poorly managed creative projects that fizzled out. This is a thing that literally happens all the time it’s just people outside the immediate team/investors aren’t usually paying attention to it. And also everyone involved is like 19 so they don’t know how a complex, multi-year creative project works.
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love making flop posts. favorite thing ever. nobody percieve my post that i know was also bad. it can stay hidden in the depths of tumblr forever and nobody will have to know i ever made it except ☝️ for the one singular person who liked the post
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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You’d think after a certain point the Christian babies would develop an immunity to baseball bats
#see the issue here (/lh) is that you said go cubs#despite its beautiful appearance and the 2016 world series wrigley field is a cursed and godless place eternally barren of miracles#(i say this as a cubs fan)
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Cooking and eating beatups
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i am normal about the lost gluten marriage
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