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How funny would it be if Megatron didn't start our silver but his paint nanites just started losing their color one day and there was a big panic that he was secretly dying
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spitfire is just baby. shes just a littol baby, and small, too.
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Watching G1 Transformers "Dark Awakening"
Rodimus has fallen! I Zombie!Optimus am now your leader!"
Oh shit I was warned about this episode. I'm still not ready.
Galvy and Roddy are having a showdown. And Galvy, being a moron, immediately turns on his allies (the Quintessons). Dammit I miss Megs.
Though at least he doesn't completely grab the idiot ball and decides to check if Roddy's really dead.
They go to the tomb of all the guys killed in the movie. Oh dear primus here it comes.
Congrats to this episode on atmosphere. Oh Primus we get a tour of the graves and then zombie OP walks up and its dark and shit shit shit poor Daniel OMG
And a body falls on him too this just keeps getting more horrific And it's only getting started.
OP got one hell of a tomb tho glad they really honored him. And Roddy says the Matrix would tell him. Anyway Galvy and co show up to spit on the graves, though less than the writers.
Does this mean Galvy and OP are gonna meet!? Or, er, zombie OP? And basically zombie Megs at this point I guess.
Yes they do meet OMG! and Galvy's like OMG YAY and he's carrying Cyclonus on his back like a pony ride haha. Shit get outta here Galvy you're too comedic for this episode.
And Zombie OP shows up and yikes this feels so wroooooong. And Roddy just opens up and hands over the Matrix IMMEDIATELY.
Roddy you really should be questioning this more. Roddy are you just so sick of being compared to him that you're not questioning things at all?
And OP's immediately gonna try and kill them and (wait a minute how can Daniel and Spike breathe in space) Shit poor OP
Is it sad that according to my research this is not in fact the worst thing that's ever happened to Optimus Prime?
Shout out to Peter Cullen for giving his all in this performance for this horrific episode. He's as good as ever.
And it's so sweet how angry everyone is over what happened! Springer is especially mad about Arcee getting hurt, I think I'm starting to ship them.
It really is a testament to how good Season 3 has been that I'm as invested in the s3 Heroes' survival as in the drama about OP.
AND OH SHIT DID THEY JUST SEND IRONHIDE PROWL ET AL'S REMAINS INTO THE SUN!? NO NO NO
Quintessons it's thanks to you shitheads that those guys can NEVER be revived in this continuity. OMG. I hope post-revival Optimus goes on a Quintesson vengeance spree.
OMG such warning signs that "Optimus" is not Optimus that anyone who really knew him would pick up in seconds.
IS he struggling from within, conscious of what's happened to him? My poor bb noooo. This is so depressing.
Roddy and OP!Zombie fight each other. And OMG real OP is struggling from within and it HURTS OH GOD WHO THOUGHT THIS EPISODE WAS A GOOD IDEA
We get OP begging Roddy to stop him and it's just heartbreaking. And OMG he's burning a hole in Roddy oh no I love both of you guys.
This is an interesting parallel to what happened to Megsy in the movie! I guess I spoke too soon about OP getting a more dignified end.
"Until all are one" dear Primus that callback. "They made me a weapon to destroy the very ones I loved in life, but you will save them" OP no sweetie words CANNOT convey how much I hate the Quintessons right now.
And because heroically sacrificing himself to save everyone ONCE wasn't enough for OP he does it AGAIN.
Wow and OP formally passing it all on to Roddy and sacrificing himself once truly once more oh bb if only this was the LAST time you had to horrifically mangle yourself to save everyone in this franchise...
"Goodbye old friend" tears OK well I'm destroyed.
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*Places potato salad on the table (goes well with pickles*
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the terrans are so interesting to me. they're cybertronian by heritage but they're not really autobots or decepticons. earth is their home but it's not really welcoming but they can never go to their ancestral planet. they don't feel like they belong here but even if cybertron still stands how many fellow transformers would welcome them back?
Twitch asking Wheeljack if there's any cybertronian traditions that he can share with her. ragh
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If you prefer him with someone who isn’t on the list, leave a comment and tell me who it is! I’m curious :D
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Megatron: Stop forgiving my war crimes I worked so hard on those
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(937): Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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megaempress going around getting herself an extra squadron to join her. It’s ok. Megs totally won’t notice lol
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Signal Lancer is so goated he actually seduces Megaempress and her four guards and not the other way around. He’s smoke too tough, his swag too different, his bitch too bad, they’ll kill him!!
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Transformers au where six decepticon defectors team up to survive against literally everyone until they manage to convince the autobots to leave them alone/help/convince them they are not spies and defeat Megatron.
The team:
Drift/Deadlock - Does not care if he dies doing this and does not know who he is or what to do. Wants to be worthy of living.
Thundercracker - Snapped after a couple of million years in proximity to Starscreams and Megatrons toxicity and couldn't keep deluding himself that the decepticons were doing anything to improve anything anymore.
Knockout - Looks out for himself and his. Wants to be on the winning side, and escalating the war is not solving anything or benefiting anyone except for Megatrons ego.
Breakdown - Does not care about the war. Cares about Knockout. Also the decepticon troop fatalities were getting unusually high. Suspects that Knockout were getting roped in to preforming some very unethical experiments and this was the only out.
Fulcrum - Technician slated to be executed for cowardice, was reformatted against his will into having a bomb alt-mode so he could take some autobots down with him. Survived, somehow. Now on the run for insubordination (bc he went against orders to blow himself up) a true decepticon beliver, is going through it.
Brainstorm - A true mad scientist, tried exploiting the decepticons for recorces for his projects. Got found out. Has not fought in a battle in his life despite being an MTO. If Shockwave sees him it's on sight.
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Watching G1 Transformers "Five Faces of Darkness Part 3"
Where was this epic Space Opera hiding the whole time!?
And I know this is a big shock but the Bots got off Quintessa before they all died. I mean they go tumbling through space but yeah.
Roddy is hilarious though he's like "this is fun :)" aw he's adorable.
"I think that plasma bath fried Galvatron's circuits" gee ya think? Anyone gonna take him to therapy? (Hindsight note: nooooo baaaaaad idea)
Blurr is back - and it looks like Galvy's gonna go after him and Wheelie, who from what I understand is hated by everyone. I mean whatever, he's mildly annoying I guess.
Holy shit this season is EPIC, Galvy and co destroying earth bases?! the heroes floating through space?
Holy shit, picturing OP and co being jealous from the grave they got stuck on earth dealing with baseball coaches and annoying humans for two seasons and Roddy and co get THIS epic space opera!?
Marissa Faireborn! There's a name I've heard of - in less than savory contexts (shudders in Kiss Players)
I wonder if Shockwave horrifically killing Blurr and Roddy getting Cosmic-rusted in the S3 Premiere of TFA was the writers' Eff You to the season 3 cast.
"Assured is not enough" Holy Shit so Galvy isn't just more efficient in destroying Starscream then. He won't save his own guys. Megs almost died to bring Shocky energon. Our lovable old villainous doofus really is dead.
God the Quintessons are so freaking creepy. And they're gonna work with the Cons? Sorry guys these new Cons are so batty they're gonna be more a hindrance than a help.
I guess they realized the trash compactor bit was the one Star Wars thing they didn't reference in the Movie so we get that for our heroes.
Springer gets taken apart holy shit. Anyway we cut to the Quintessons and they're being such little shits to the starving Cons. Wow I bet everyone hates these five faced little shits.
Roddy actually makes a smart move and stops the garbage can damn. Really working to earn that respect.
The Cons still won't hurt Cybertron. Aw. I feel like this season is trying to characterize them as a little more sympathetic than before.
Galvy reunites with Blitzwing and has a sweet moment with him ok so he's not a complete asshole. that's good to know.
Cons track down the bots, being manipulated by the quintessons. And this is still going holy shit Serial Storytelling! Insane!
#something that i really like about season 3 is how much more sci-fi it is#something that i think is lacking in most series#transformers#transformers g1
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