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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real

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dude who’s an SCP solely because he’s so normal nothing anomalous works on him. scp 173 doesn’t move whether or not he’s looking at it because “that’s just a statue, dude, what do you mean it killed eight people it can’t even MOVE”. hes put in 682′s chamber and it tries to bite him but just. completely fails to injure him in any way. meanwhile he’s like “aw neat monster animatronic”. if you hit him normally with a normal bus he will die but if an scp is driving the bus he will not

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YOOOOOOOO

I also made Jovial Merriment real bc the hrt horses are pretty silly and cool

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I love gay characters without romantic interests

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Was on practice mode trying to get back to being decent with Sniper, and it never really occurred to me that Pyro can airblast jarate until today…

Decided to draw it cus why not?

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Dahlia Hawthorne really is one of the characters ever huh

She orchestrated her own kidnapping as part of a diamond heist against her own father that ended with her faking her own death at age fourteen. Her track record for trying to kill her boyfriends is 100% and her success rate is 66%. She utterly despises her cousin for reasons that are completely unrelated to all the fucked-up family politics going on around them. All of her skill points are in charisma. She dyes her hair. She made her twin date her boyfriend in her place. She jumped off a bridge into a raging river and successfully swam it with a backpack on. She calls matricide the worst sin a person can commit in almost the same breath as talking about how much she fucking hates her mom. She killed her stepsister with a literal knife in the back.

Truly, nobody is doing it like her.

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[Horse Race Test] some artworks of that thing on twitter a while back

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com is my guy

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He learned this one from Ace and Sabo

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He’s still a good shot he just likes biting

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@neo_fuminsyou

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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

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sniperscout fans! come get your slop!

insatiable beasts (affectionate)

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cat shadow

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While you were studying the blade she was also studying the blade but with women involved