I feel my most beautiful when I’m eating cheese and scampering 🐁
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rewatching bojack horseman for the seventeen billion jajillionth time
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me when I have to get back on the three hour long national express bus to get home again.

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if I’m hungry and I like Chappell Roan, does that make it a feminin-omnomnom?
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squidward would ABSOLUTELY go buck wild on the horse tranquillisers
ethically sourced from tumblr post under the cut
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my “best friend” just called me “moderately sufferable”. bitch.
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us at the ripe hour of 7pm on a Wednesday

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me except I’m too anxious to make a doctor’s appointment without my mum making the phone call which I think proves exactly why I need to go to the doctor

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to the guy who came into the hotel where I work today, spent like £150 on a room for the night only to spend the time downing no less than eight full bottles of vodka, a four pack of beer AND chocolate milk, and then puked literally everywhere
are you good?
#having a job is hard#hotels are weird#adulting#my brain hurts from the amount of chemicals I had to use to clean that room it was rancid
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